Mr. Riot doesn't drop pennies over the empire statebuilding, Mr. Riot drops land mines.

It is said that under Riot's beard, there is no chin, but a 3rd fist.

Mr. Riot shot down one of Zac's Agents by pointing his finger at him and Saying “BANG”.

Before the Boogyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed, and in his closet for Mr. Riot.

last one:

A blind member bumped into Mr. Riot. Riot said “watch where you're going”. at the sound of his voice, the man could see. unfortunately, the first, last, and only thing he saw was Riot's Battle Chair coming for his face.

if this is bad…I'M SORRY


When Riot has to pay for his takes, he just sends a picture of himself.

Mr Riot's beard can cut through seven meters of solid steel… without even touching it.

Mr. Riot is why he is screaming.

This is why Mona Lisa smiles.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, kill yourself. xD

(Moral of the story? Be more specific when trying to insult me. I jump on strategic errors like that the same way your mom jumps on a half-eaten twinkie.)

God Bless Mr. Riot.
And now for one of my own.

God does not bless Mr. Riot, Mr. Riot Blesses God!

In the Mormon Religon, they say that it was The Angel Moroni who came to Joeseph Smith Jr. to tell him were the golden plates were, in all actuallity, it was Mr. Riot who told him. And that is what is in the missing 150(not to sure on that) pages of the Book of Mormon!

My bishop is gonna kick my heretic Ass for that one…

The next man destined for the LDS Presidency is not the first consulor of Gordon B. Hinckly, but it is Mr. Riot!

Another one that is gonna get my ass kicked.
Joy!

i don't get the jokes. you guys just replace chuck norris with mr. riot

Its not replacing, its revising it to the way it should be.
And you might wanna read the first post!!!

leaderofstars
i don't get the jokes. you guys just replace chuck norris with mr. riot

Not all of them.

The real joke is that…
We don't care what you think!

Have a nice day. :D

ok i see.

here's one.

mr. riot fact #599999.8
the only reason why he uses a lawn chair to fight with is because walmart was having a sell.

mr. riot fact #599999.8avjufefgyg
that and he couldn't buy one of those big, fancy, triple beatdown steel rpg swords.

mr. riot fact #600000
mr. riot once told the hulk to piss off now the hulk's in jail for 2 counts of homicide.

ok three and i made them up on the spot

It's not a lawn chair. Psh.
Who would Riot with a lawn chair?

It's a chair made out of some sort of super-metal alloy I can't pronounce…

Oh, and I've got one.
Sitting in Mr. Riot's chair causes instant death–we think. Nobody has lived to get that far.

no matter where you go there are three people who can kick your ass: chuck norris, mario, and the hulk.

mr. riot isn't on the list because he doesn't kick your ass, he kicks your head

Why is Riot like making love in a canoe?

Cause he's f-ing close to water!


I don't know if that's funny…

Do you know what can defeat Riot? I do…and its right here:




Blank you say? Why because nothing can defeat Riot! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Mr.Riot won ‘Jumanji’ without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.



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There is a secret plot to clone the greatest Hollywood action movie stars in order to create an unbeatable army. The people behind this plot only need very small samples of DNA to work with. This is why so many action stars have very short haircuts, and some even go to the extent of shaving their heads to prevent the evil fiends from getting such a sample. Mr.Riot is the only one with the balls not only to grow his hair long, but also to cultivate facial hair. When he's feeling particularly cocky, he sends his toenail clippings to the evil syndicate's headquarters with a note: “Just try it, bitches, and I'll kick your asses into next Thursday.”

There are only two things in this world that can cut a Diamond…

Other Diamonds, and Mr. Riots chest hair.

Glarg
There are only two things in this world that can cut a Diamond…

Other Diamonds, and Mr. Riots chest hair.

It's true, my chest hair is like The Vision. It can be soft and cuddly…or hard as a diamond.

So can something ELSE of mine, but this is a family forum…

MrRiot

Glarg
There are only two things in this world that can cut a Diamond…

Other Diamonds, and Mr. Riots chest hair.

It's true, my chest hair is like The Vision. It can be soft and cuddly…or hard as a diamond.

So can something ELSE of mine, but this is a family forum…

O_o…uh oh…it is? why does no one tell me these things when I need them?! JK.

Nikai Nockturne

MrRiot

Glarg
There are only two things in this world that can cut a Diamond…

Other Diamonds, and Mr. Riots chest hair.

It's true, my chest hair is like The Vision. It can be soft and cuddly…or hard as a diamond.

So can something ELSE of mine, but this is a family forum…

O_o…uh oh…it is? why does no one tell me these things when I need them?! JK.

Man. I'd bet Riot's chest hair is what makes his chair so strong. I'd bet it was woven into a mesh and laid into the molten metal, giving it it's amazing “pwn” factor.

Argent_Nightmare

Nikai Nockturne

MrRiot

Glarg
There are only two things in this world that can cut a Diamond…

Other Diamonds, and Mr. Riots chest hair.

It's true, my chest hair is like The Vision. It can be soft and cuddly…or hard as a diamond.

So can something ELSE of mine, but this is a family forum…

O_o…uh oh…it is? why does no one tell me these things when I need them?! JK.

Man. I'd bet Riot's chest hair is what makes his chair so strong. I'd bet it was woven into a mesh and laid into the molten metal, giving it it's amazing “pwn” factor.

SHHHHHHH…now EVERYONE will want some.

I once asked Lolli in one of her philosophical(sp) moments what she thought of men…she simply said:

“Men usually are thinking of one thing and one thing only and that can make them drooling pervs…like Mr. Riot…but some times they can be great people.”

I then asked her what she thought of Mr. Riot and she said:

“I'd hit that.”







……………………….should I be concerned?

MrRiot

Argent_Nightmare

Nikai Nockturne

MrRiot

Glarg
There are only two things in this world that can cut a Diamond…

Other Diamonds, and Mr. Riots chest hair.

It's true, my chest hair is like The Vision. It can be soft and cuddly…or hard as a diamond.

So can something ELSE of mine, but this is a family forum…

O_o…uh oh…it is? why does no one tell me these things when I need them?! JK.

Man. I'd bet Riot's chest hair is what makes his chair so strong. I'd bet it was woven into a mesh and laid into the molten metal, giving it it's amazing “pwn” factor.

SHHHHHHH…now EVERYONE will want some.

Well, what can I say? I want one. >.>

Mr. Riot, Chuck Norris, and Vin Diesel got into a brawl, the only one that was able to stand afterwards was Mr. Riot. This was because he had completely thrashed Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris in the first five seconds.

Nikai Nockturne
I once asked Lolli in one of her philosophical(sp) moments what she thought of men…she simply said:

“Men usually are thinking of one thing and one thing only and that can make them drooling pervs…like Mr. Riot…but some times they can be great people.”

I then asked her what she thought of Mr. Riot and she said:

“I'd hit that.”







……………………….should I be concerned?

I'd like to point out that I'm not a drooling perv.
A perv? Yes. But drooling? Well…depends on who's around…

MrRiot

Nikai Nockturne
I once asked Lolli in one of her philosophical(sp) moments what she thought of men…she simply said:

“Men usually are thinking of one thing and one thing only and that can make them drooling pervs…like Mr. Riot…but some times they can be great people.”

I then asked her what she thought of Mr. Riot and she said:

“I'd hit that.”







……………………….should I be concerned?

I'd like to point out that I'm not a drooling perv.
A perv? Yes. But drooling? Well…depends on who's around…

Once again, I think I'm going to have to second that.

Argent_Nightmare

MrRiot

Nikai Nockturne
I once asked Lolli in one of her philosophical(sp) moments what she thought of men…she simply said:

“Men usually are thinking of one thing and one thing only and that can make them drooling pervs…like Mr. Riot…but some times they can be great people.”

I then asked her what she thought of Mr. Riot and she said:

“I'd hit that.”







……………………….should I be concerned?

I'd like to point out that I'm not a drooling perv.
A perv? Yes. But drooling? Well…depends on who's around…

Once again, I think I'm going to have to second that.

Second that I'm a perv?

He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!
He sheds his skin once a year.
Did I ever tell you about the time Riot took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Riot takes me to a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Riot yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found em!
He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
He once inhaled a seagull.
He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.
He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
He’s a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
Riot's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong.
Did I ever tell you about the time Riot was in a production of, ‘The King & I?’ On opening night, Riot chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Riot drives a vehicle that was built from the bones of
men he's killed and is fueled by scotch.

Fact! Bill Brasky is the Yiddish name of Mr Riot!
He knitted Canada with his beard.

Red Slayer
Did I ever tell you about the time Riot took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Riot takes me to a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Riot yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found em!

He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.

He’s a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

Riot drives a vehicle that was built from the bones of
men he's killed and is fueled by scotch.

He knitted Canada with his beard.

My favorites out of that list. Bars should definitely just spring up around me.

MrRiot

Argent_Nightmare

MrRiot

Nikai Nockturne
I once asked Lolli in one of her philosophical(sp) moments what she thought of men…she simply said:

“Men usually are thinking of one thing and one thing only and that can make them drooling pervs…like Mr. Riot…but some times they can be great people.”

I then asked her what she thought of Mr. Riot and she said:

“I'd hit that.”







……………………….should I be concerned?

I'd like to point out that I'm not a drooling perv.
A perv? Yes. But drooling? Well…depends on who's around…

Once again, I think I'm going to have to second that.

Second that I'm a perv?

Nono, saying that I'm in the same boat, mate. I just can't drool, ever, with the mask and all…