Hello.

So, about the author. I'm Natascha, resident of the Netherlands, 19 years of age next month. I've had this account for a while, but I never introduced myself.
Hmm, my hobbies include drawing, archery and shooting guns, psychiatry, sleeping and watching tv.

I've been a med student last year, but I've switched to Art school, which starts in September :D Just wanted to try out my second ambition. At the end of the next course year I'll decide which career I'll pursue. Heck, maybe I'll do both <:

Trivia: I'm working on a biiiiig manga project, which is still in writing phase. The color of my underwear is red. I like pizza. I have a skeleton model in my room. I'm listening to Lordi atm. I own two rabbits. We have six in total. And a guinea pig. Pursuing comic artists because they make religious or political art is bullocks, there's better stuff to pay attention to out there. My webcam is spherical. It reminds me of 343 guilty spark.

Welcome! Wow, quite a list of hobbies you've got there. I myself excel at sleeping, and I do enjoy spending time shooting guns. I cannot draw though and leave that to my artist. I get them in little cans, don'tcha know? ;)

Have fun here on DD, and remember, avoiding the cola and Custard are vital to your enjoyment of the site. The cola will kill you, and damned if the Custard won't try. But barring those few miscreants we have, we're a great, happy place! :)

Welcome, Would You Like A Cold Hot Cola?

No one cares about the details of your trivial life.

Steely Gaze: Thanks for the warning, I'll manage ^^

Dark Clown: Had too much caffein already, my bowel objects x_x

Custard Trout: Trivia are like G8 summits, no one knows what they're good for, yet there are always people out there who want to know about the persons behind them.

No, there isn't, you've just deluded yourself into thinking you're worth anything.

I'm one happy deluded person then :>

Now bow for me.

Nah, I kinda liked the trivia bit… it's cool that you have 2 rabbits… and that your underwear is red. O_o

Anyway, nice to meet you Dr. Artist. Hope you enjoy your time here!

Hi, Tashna! You are sassy, and that is awesome. I am wearing green underwear. We have complementary underpants! *high five* Anyway, med to art school? That's a pretty big leap - exciting! Hope it all goes well for you ^.^

Jellomix: Dr. Artist. That's awesome xD

Amanda: Thanks for the warm welcome ^^ And meh, for someone as much into art as I am, changing studies doesn't really feel like a big deal.

You seem to have misread. You are deluded, you only think you're happy.

G'day.

A real Dutch person… I'll stay quiet, eh? :)

Cheers.

Mr V: Hmm, why would you do that? Thanks for the welcome.

Custard Trout: Thinking one is happy is to be happy. What makes you think I'm not happy?

I'm asking because I wish to set expand my analysis of the thinking patterns of resident jerks.

My experience and friendships with others of your kind tell me you're probably in your teens or twenties, male or tomboy, who posts on fora to get off on the fame and overreacting newbies. If someone tries to outwit you, you can spend a lot of time thinking of a smart remark, which makes you proud of your wittyness, starting an ego battle to show you're the most badass person around. If people get bored of you or lose their cool, your ego gets boosted because you won. If they don't budge, you get a thrill of reading their comments and squabbling with them. You might also be a frustrated person who needs to vent off their frustration on people they don't know, a person craving for attention, who tries to get it by acting as the odd one out.

If you have anything to add to this character analysis, I'd appreciate it.

Hmm, people like you spark my arrogance. The last time someone did that, we ended up together, lol. You sure have one hell of a sexy avatar.

Oh you hit the nail on the head there sunshine. I only act like this because I never knew my real father and my step father beats me with an inflatable penis daily.

You know, writing a paragraph trying analysing my life is a much, much funnier reaction than simply getting mad.

I know, I'm making a fool out of myself ain't I? I knew this one person like that, who acted exactly like you, so eh, why not give it a try? Just curious, how much off was I?

You know, I live to entertain.

I never really liked 343 guilty spark. You could be great friends with it but even hint at destroying a Ring and he'll blast the shit out of you.

…Oh, hi. Custard Trout isn't a jerk. That's his way of saying he loves you.