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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:18PM, Sept. 18, 2010
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Monkeys aren't dapper. Only I am really dapper.

And same at times.

FeTUS MAN says
"Eat your green vegetables ."

Warning: His advice doesn't always work for everyone.
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gullas at 7:25PM, Sept. 18, 2010
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I Am The 1337 Master
Monkeys aren't dapper. Only I am really dapper.

And same at times.

FeTUS MAN says
"Eat your green vegetables ."

Warning: His advice doesn't always work for everyone.

true…true…
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 9:39PM, Sept. 18, 2010
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I Am The 1337 Master
Monkeys aren't dapper.
I'm not monkeys. I'm a bunch of cats in a man suit remember?

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jninjashadow at 10:55PM, Sept. 18, 2010
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Jnina is mayor? DAMN THAT HANDSOME, DRUNK BASTARD! Damn him to HELL. Also, I am officially anouncing happy hour to celebrate my inoguration!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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shirkersama at 11:23PM, Sept. 18, 2010
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Congrats Jninja. Good first mayoral declaration as well.

*orders sake.
Meh
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Peren at 3:31AM, Sept. 19, 2010
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Kroatz
Peren
Imma gonna get drunk now, and then see how confusing/hilarious it is.

Jninja, copyright infringement.
Sho, Jninja, you ish gettink wittle bit tipshy ash well? I knew my vote washn't goink to waisht! Now you ish paying for dhe drinksh, yesh? Great! *Passes out on the floor in a pool of his own vomit*
blub
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Kroatz at 3:48AM, Sept. 19, 2010
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Peren
*Passes out on the floor in a pool of his own vomit*

Again.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:18AM, Sept. 19, 2010
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Is this only the second time Kroatz?
I don't think so.
Granted it's mini-Kroatz so you should know him better than I.


TheFlyingGreenMonkey
I'm not monkeys. I'm a bunch of cats in a man suit remember?
Hmm…no…
If I do remember right you were Niccea last time I checked.
So…that still doesn't make you dapper.

It just makes you a lay-dee.


and evil. Niccea is the root of all evil. But Rokulily is the devil child so who knows what I mean anymore if anything…cumquats….
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Niccea at 6:06AM, Sept. 19, 2010
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I can be the very definition of dapper if I want to be.
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Kroatz at 6:28AM, Sept. 19, 2010
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Well, technically, I am Peren light.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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jninjashadow at 6:39AM, Sept. 19, 2010
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Technicly I'm not drunk… you're all just sober.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Kroatz at 7:31AM, Sept. 19, 2010
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Arr, Avast matey.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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I Am The 1337 Master at 9:26AM, Sept. 19, 2010
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Niccea
I can be the very definition of dapper if I want to be.
Ha!
Mods aren't dapper.

Only admins are.

'cept this guy!

Using the fact that you're GMing so you can change your av are you Kroatz?!

ARE YOU?!

“Yes. Yes I am,” said young Kroatz.

“Well screw you.” said Inner 1337.

“I'm a platypus!” said FeTUS MAN.
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Kroatz at 10:21AM, Sept. 19, 2010
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Argh, I be warnin' you matey. Don't ya'try t'be smarter'n me. Arr?
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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Anthony Mercer at 10:24AM, Sept. 19, 2010
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“I'm a platypus!” said FeTUS MAN.

…Was that a Fred the Monkey reference? No offence, but that site just isn't funny.
Don't take any of the above seriously. It is in my nature to joke.
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Product Placement at 10:39AM, Sept. 19, 2010
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Well, since monkey ended up being pardoner, I don't think we have to worry about the fates rearranging time, retroactively turning monkey into a mafia member.

Incidentally, just for a day, I'm gonna be breaking the “no changing the avatar” rule, since that's what pirates do. I'll switch back by the end of the day, going back to my Hawkman pic.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 10:41AM, Sept. 19, 2010
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Argh! I will not talk like a pirate.

To Anthony Mercer: What the hell is Fred the Monkey?
So the answer is no.
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Kroatz at 11:06AM, Sept. 19, 2010
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I'll let PP do this for once.
ONLY ONCE! Be warned though, any clues left about PP will still be of his hawkman avi.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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same at 11:47AM, Sept. 19, 2010
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jninjashadow
Jnina is mayor? DAMN THAT HANDSOME, DRUNK BASTARD! Damn him to HELL. Also, I am officially anouncing happy hour to celebrate my inoguration!

Yay for Jnina then.

I Am The 1337 Master
We needed a dapper mayor.

Like same.


Should have voted then.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 12:48PM, Sept. 19, 2010
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Could swear I did, motherfucker.


Get it?
It's somewhat a pun.


Wow…I've been really active today…


FeTUS MAN says
“Being active gets you laid!”
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Kroatz at 12:49PM, Sept. 19, 2010
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One hour till deadline me Mateys!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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jninjashadow at 1:16PM, Sept. 19, 2010
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Oh dear God, FINALLY home. I haven't been in my own house since 8:00AM (Central time?) Friday! So, I haven't been on a computer once in that time, who got mayor?
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Salsa at 1:16PM, Sept. 19, 2010
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Jnina is mayor? DAMN THAT HANDSOME, DRUNK BASTARD! Damn him to HELL. Also, I am officially anouncing happy hour to celebrate my further inebriation!

fixed

And Argh!
RAGE!
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Kroatz at 1:26PM, Sept. 19, 2010
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UPDATE:
There are some people that will be warned tommorow, since they haven't sent in anything, neither action nor vote. These people will be removed from the game after Lynch 1. Be warned.

Also:
READ THE RULES. EVERYONE.

And could someone tell hark that the game started?
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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I Am The 1337 Master at 1:45PM, Sept. 19, 2010
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Hark will be alerted.

Of his dooom!!!


Catman found dead. Cause of death: Yiff.
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Kroatz at 1:56PM, Sept. 19, 2010
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DEADLINE!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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Kroatz at 2:38PM, Sept. 19, 2010
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Narr Night One:

With a bang the dressing room door was kicked in, involuntarily giving way to a group of heroes, that soon after entering started stripping down and putting on tights. Yes, the nights were wild among the marvels. They went drinking, they dressed up and they picked up hot chicks, mostly wearing spider-man t-shirts. By the end of the evening someone even tried to kill Mettaur.

But the cute girl failed.

Soon after, Mettaur, dressed in green and wearing ridiculous stripes ran away. Giving in to his true nature.

On the other side of town War machine was flying around, using his mechanical armor to look for DC's. Of course he was as drunk as could be, mostly because he tried to drink as much as Wolverine. In his mind he made a mental note:
Wolverine is immune to alcohol. Don't try to out-drink him.
Coming from the left Warmachine saw redneck in a big box flying through the sky. Suddenly a door opened, and the redneck started throwing dice at War machine.
“EXTERMINATE!” The man called out. “When I'm done with you you're nothing more than Torchwood!”
“You know I'm made of metal right?” War Machine responded, slowly getting annoyed by the dice. “Stop throwing dice at me!” He yelled.
The posh redneck in the green Jacket stopped throwing dice, and instead started throwing cats at War Machine.
After 14 cats one of them ended up in War Machine's engine, forcing Rhodey Gullas down to the ground at a much too rapid pace.

In a big explosion Gullas Rhodey War Machine died. Never able to spy again

Same, being very close to the explosion tried to run. From the shadows he heard a mechanical voice shouting:
“Me Bizarro, you move now!”
Same was unable to do anything.
Same was paralyzed.
Same didn't faint.

END OF NIGHT ONE. SEND IN YOUR LYNCH VOTES OR FACE THE CONCEQUENCES!


SOLVE THIS RIDDLE (Here in the forum) OR THE DC'S GET TO KILL ONE MORE PERSON NEXT NIGHT:
A woman proves in court that her 19 year old sister killed her husband Fred.
Her 19 year old sister proves that she didn't kill her husband Fred. How can this be?
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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I Am The 1337 Master at 3:16PM, Sept. 19, 2010
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Mett's not going to like this…


But everyone else will…

That's just damn funny.


Please don't infuriate yourself Mett.
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same at 3:22PM, Sept. 19, 2010
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Someone tried to kill Mett?

I enjoyed this.

Unfortunatly i cant move to show my enjoyment.
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gullas at 4:10PM, Sept. 19, 2010
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“Well, my recent spying has revealed that- HNNNNGHHHHH ah…” pretty much sums up my feelings now ;)
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