- Page 64: It was the best of times.
Page 63: Equality's a Bitch Too!
Page 62: She's actually a Sane Scientist.
Page 61: Don't answer the door
Page 60: She who wields the giant wrench laughs last.
Page 59: No-one likes a know it all
Page 58: Zombie gardeners grow their own.
Page 57: A Grave Decision
Page 56: Pizza Kills Too
Page 55: Italian Roulette uses pizza.
Page 54: The Cupboard Was Bare
Page 53: Bus stops can seriously harm you and others around you.
Page 52: Be Witched
Page 51: The Floyd vs Steppenwolfe
Page 50: Voyager of the unknown
Page 49: Alien Munch Thingy
Page 48: Don't Care Bears
Page 47: Don't step on the cracks
Page 46: Check this hand 'cos I'm marvellous...
Page 45: Walk in the Park
Page 44: Yes, she's a natural blonde
Page 43: Are they in Doncaster?
Page 42: Yes she's a natural pink.
Page 41: Not her true calling.
Page 40: Holy Magical Growing Tables, Batman!
Page 39: We will, we will, egg you...
Page 38: Avant Garde Art
Interlude: Coming soon...
Page 37: Annoying things come in small packages
Page 36: Everybody go surfing/ Surfing in Pompeii??
Page 35: Ho Ho Splat...
Page 34: Christmas Cliffhanger
Page 33: Tree's a Crowd
Page 32: Actually It's A Dog Eat Dog Food World
Page 31: Carrot on the Stick
Page 30: The Dark Side of the Comic
Page 29: American Gothic
Page 28: Post Haste
Page 27: The Information Superhighway of Confusion
Digression 1: Ming vs Vader
Page 26: When the World Gives You Plywood, Make a Lemonade Stall
Page 25: Denied!!!
Page 24: Rules of Disengagement
Page 23: Woof Justice
Page 22: Weight Watchmen
Page 21: Work Release
Page 20: Bath Time Part 3
Page 19: Bath Time Part 2
Page 18: Bath Time Part 1
Page 17: Bought it on ebay
Page 16: Nail in the Coffin
Page 15: Etlingera elatior
Page 14: Dance Macabre
Page 13: Gate Crashed
Page 12: Right Job for the girl
Page 11: Love Ain't...
Page 10: Double Figures
Page 9: Consequences
Page 8: They probably wood
Page 7: Tourist Information
Page 6: All that she wants
Page 5: Walkies
Page 4: Wood You?
Page 3: Once in A Full Moon
Page 2: Silver is SO you!
Page 1: Let her eat cake
Page 64: It was the best of times.
Torrie on June 7, 2011
This is based on that scene in Oliver! where the Beadle is parading Oliver down the street and trying to sell him. I always felt it was a bit sad that no-one thought he was worth the asking price, since his self-worth at that point had been devolved into monetary terms.