Mary Sue Strain

KimLuster on March 17, 2015

A few days ago, in the comments following one of the quackcasts, I brought up a Mary Sue test and I griped a bit about how my character Kimber Lee Luster scored rather high on it…
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I've since concluded it's the Godstrain's fault. I didn't write the character as any sort of idealized version of me or anybody else - any resemblances thereof are the fault of the Godstrain…!
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Anyway, Ironscarf proposed a Mary Sue one-pager contest and this is my entry, to show how devilish the Godstrain really is! Yeah, you'll look good - but it makes ALL dreams come true!!