I am a stand-up comedian in New York City. I research auto parts to pay the bills. I dont really like cars.

I once wrote a comic for Cracked Magazine called The Safety Ninja. No one else read it either.

I love stuffed animals to the point where it is a little creepy. People read or hear my comedy and sometimes accuse me of doing drugs, but I am clean.

I am also a tranny, which is not as glamorous as you may think.

I really do love the comic Im posting here. I hope youll take a look at it.