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member since December 12, 2007


Real Name: Sam Imtrappedinadriverslicensefactory Alvarez
Height: Tall
Weight: Bigger than a breadbox.
Figure: Skinny.
Hair: Long and poofy.
Eyes: Blue
Sex: Male
Age: 16
Race: 3/4 Cracker/1/4 Beaner
Personality: About as normal as a pair of threaded gold Zubaz, and as vulnerable as a pair of titanium Crocs.
Mannerisms: Dry-witted, standoffish until I start talking.
Idealist/Cynic?: Snarkily Cynical.
Favorite Song: Theres A War Going on For Your Mind- Flobots
Favorite Insult: Captain! We are entering douche factor 9! Pull up! Pull up!
Most uttered phrase: Right-o.
Favorite type of person: Mildly insane artists.
Least Favorite Person: Trolls
Pet Peeve: People who use the term Pet Peeve.
Political Affiliation: a few steps left of Lenin.
Religious Affiliation: Irritatingly preachy Athiest since age 8.
Hero: George Carlin
Comic: Vile Withering
Taste in comics: Something beyond the norm. I can handle dumb, but if its dull, thats where I bail out.
Taste in women: Smart, genuine, voluptuous. Lets leave it at that.
Taste in Music: My tastes are constantly in flux. Im a fan of Punk, Metal, Alternative, and Protest Rock for the most part.
Day Person or Night Person: Night all the way.

Comics By Naughtelos

  • Superhero |
  • 179 pages |
  • last: July 6 2011 |
  • 1 like
Zieromus just wants some sleep. But nooooo, the target of assassination attempts, child support scandals, and assailed by decay of the world (of Warcraft), the Warlock is constantly in peril. No rest for the charmingly antiheroic, I suppose.
  • Fantasy |
  • 2 pages |
  • last: July 6 2011 |
  • 1 like
Totally not based on anything. A 'experimental', if that's the word, 'shopped comic based on mature themes, color burn, and splatter brushes. There's enough murder, social commentary and wangst to satisfy everybody.

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Comics Recomended By Naughtelos

This is my auto biographical comic. Covers everything from me failing at dating to playing video games for hours on end. Reveals my lack of self-esteem, how shy I am, and how bad I am around women. Just the typical emo teen. Also there are killer pillows.

Two Kittens, the Callous Mr. B and the gentle Edward find themselves in a weird strip that has no punchlines and does not appear to make sense. Or does it? Its almost a mystery!

Intellectual humor and solid art sprinkled with a little bit of Calvin and Hobbes. John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes, that is.

'Arctic Blast!' is a comic based on the friendship of a Polar Bear (Brogan), Seal (Hyde), Inuit (Mo) and a lost Flamingo (Tiki).

From Blambot Comic Fonts & Lettering creator, Nate Piekos, comes ATLAND! A long-running fantasy epic of high adventure and lowbrow humor!

In a world were common sense takes a back seat, and evil comes to make the world their own, only a group of a few brave souls can save the day! If they can focus on doing their jobs and not killing each other that is...

You've reached the voicemail for PANDEMONIUM INCORPORATED - a fully-funded subsidiary of the Belle Corporation. For our Supernatural Relations Division, press 1. For Hauntings/Exorcisms and Inhuman Resources, press 2. To apply to our Job Line, press 3...

The misadventures of Cru, a demented dwarf with a questionable grasp on reality and a penchant for perviness.

A medieval knight and a Japanese ninja are forced to share an apartment in modern America. Can they achieve their missions without destroying each other?

A group of friends who do all sorts of stuff. Stuff that someone over the age of 25 would never ever do. So its pretty much awesome.

Random musings on awful things

In the world of Harkovast, magical races battle for survival against the Nameless armies of the West. Betrayals, intrigue, warfare and unrelenting bloodshed will determine the fate of all nations. Epic fantasy adventure, with furry / anthro characters.

A bunch of random illogical gag manga strips to amuse and entertain those with simmiler tastes of humour.

The vigilante Lady Doom is Metroville's newest unsanctioned protector of the innocent. But where does she come from, and, more importantly--can we trust her?

A Drunk Duck featured comic and winner of the Drunk Duck Awards for Best Humor Scenes and Most Deliciously Offensive. Plus the artist is an Adonis of a man. Handsome, charismatic, suave. He saved my mom's life once! All in all, this is one awesome guy.

Five samurai. One quest for awesomeness. Many dead ninjas. Ninja Shizatch, the animated, interactive webcomic.

A screenshot comic based in the lands of Azeroth! Updates Wednesdays, and whenever we can cram an extra comic in.

A world of wacraft webcomic that follows a troublesome,slightly perverted and annoying gnome mage named Quinn and his trusty priestess Uni as they go for a quest, searching for a cure for the plague. Contains humor, danger and hopefully so much more =]

Many people belive that God has a plan for us all. Well The Devil has plans too and those plans include a young man named Jack Sporlock.

A World of Warcraft comic. This story is about a Tauren named Thron and the funny adventures he experiences.

the tale of two friends as they embark on some waky adventures, and meet some friends along the way.


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Light_in_Darkness at 2:00PM, May 29, 2009

k got a dk going look for Deathtacular

Light_in_Darkness at 5:09PM, May 4, 2009

thanks for adding. keep up the comic it'z da shiz bomb

Gohlico at 3:31PM, Jan. 19, 2009

Thanks for the add, dude!

Noc at 11:11PM, Jan. 2, 2009

Lol, thanks Naught, i'm kind of an oldie when it comes to WoW.

Noc at 11:59PM, Dec. 14, 2008

Argh, late, drop me a line sometime on my comments.. thing.

Noc at 11:35PM, Dec. 14, 2008

Hello, Naughtelos, forgive my late response to your add, It's been quite busy around here for the holidays, I've actually taken to shanghai'n another oven just so i can keep up, though the extra bank is nice. Good to meet you as well.

Chronos at 6:25AM, Dec. 10, 2008

Thanks for adding me.

Scorpious at 6:23AM, Nov. 26, 2008

thanks for the friendship salutations from the Atlantic Caribbean !

soulcelshade at 11:26AM, Nov. 12, 2008


Hefaistus at 4:09PM, Aug. 24, 2008

Thanks for the help, pal! I'm pretty sure that I will understand photoshop real soon. Thanks =P

stickboybob at 10:08AM, July 20, 2008

yes you does

cru at 9:23PM, June 10, 2008

Thanks for the add

shortjokes at 7:29AM, May 24, 2008

Be gladeth Naughtelos, for thou hath madeth allegiance with Shortjokes and therefore shall be bountiful in all of thoughest life. Translation: Thanks for the add! I'm glad someone likes my comics ;)

Copy and Paste at 7:52PM, May 1, 2008

Thanks for the add!

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