I remember this being a game on the CF forum that was actually pretty fun, so I thought we could give it a whirl here too. It's pretty straight forward: describe a comic here on DD as poorly as you possibly can.

For instance . . . DANIELLE DARK: a vampire has big boobs, but guys only want her for her knife.

Harold - a creature from another dimension often confused for hell descends upon Earth and starts gaining power, riches and influence with an unknown goal