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Jesse_Koehler at 3:55PM, July 12, 2024
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What are The ingrediens to cook a drunken bone burger of Doom, which is looking For freedom?

The UwU-sation has gone too far…
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PaulEberhardt at 8:19AM, July 14, 2024
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Have you seen Harley Davidson's limited “Hello Kitty” special edition of the Iron 883? I wonder if this pleases you, sir.

I don't know about you, but cheese so strong it glows in the dark might make me a bit nervous to have in my fridge.
marcorossi at 3:14PM, July 14, 2024
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I just visited the merry town of Gorgonzola and I bought you a present, do you like it?

It was late, I was six and they told me to do it!
Niccea at 11:34AM, July 17, 2024
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When did you watch your first horror movie marathon?

I had no idea you could see that shared folder on the computer.
PaulEberhardt at 2:46PM, July 17, 2024
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- Daddy, why do you have so many photos of poor women on your computer?
- What do you mean?
- Well, I thought they must be poor. They've got no clothes on. Can we donate some?

This wouldn't have happened if I hadn't forgotten my phone!
Jesse_Koehler at 6:01AM, July 21, 2024
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Daddy, why have you shot so many photos of moms Friends and Not of Mom herself?

A typical wurst-käs scenario. (A pun. Worst Case Sounds Like sausage and cheese in German)
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PaulEberhardt at 7:26AM, July 21, 2024
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Jesse_Koehler wrote:

A typical wurst-käs scenario. (A pun. Worst Case Sounds Like sausage and cheese in German)

🤣 Good one! I may want to nick it one day if you don't mind. Of course I'll credit you.
Jesse_Koehler at 1:27PM, July 21, 2024
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Well i don't know Who Nick is, but you can use The joke 😉😂
Yoylecake420 at 10:24AM, July 25, 2024
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Jesse_Koehler wrote:
Well i don't know Who Nick is, but you can use The joke 😉😂
Who is Nick?
Firey.
marcorossi at 6:20AM, July 30, 2024
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Watery, Earthy, airy and…?

No, thanks, I already have an atomic mosquito catcher.
Zero Hour at 7:18AM, July 31, 2024
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Are you interested in buying Canada's array of weapons of mass destruction?

It was before it shattered my hopes and dreams.
PaulEberhardt at 4:15PM, Aug. 10, 2024
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Is this your laptop, this fancy new one with those forum pages still open in the browser?

This was yet another half-arsed attempt at making my mark on the world.
marcorossi at 8:42AM, Aug. 23, 2024
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Why did you sign the world map?

One part martini, one part white wine, one part love.
Zero Hour at 1:08PM, Sept. 1, 2024
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What is the receipt for the most addictive drug?

Everything is falling apart, and that's a good thing.
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PaulEberhardt at 5:21AM, Sept. 3, 2024
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What do you think of our new town hall? They paid a world-famous postmodernist architect for a really innovative design.

I know. She's my sister, but keep it between us, Ok?
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marcorossi at 2:54PM, Sept. 16, 2024
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You look so much like Taylor Swift!

Really? From Michigan?!?
Zero Hour at 7:07AM, Sept. 20, 2024
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I came here from the nest of all that is evil.

Extending your car warranty might help.
Archer Xanthorg at 6:52AM, Oct. 21, 2024
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How are we going to drive to Neptune?

Bread Broth & Beyond
Zero Hour at 9:18AM, Nov. 12, 2024
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What shall we name our space bed & breakfast?

You never told me scales feels so nice.
PaulEberhardt at 12:55PM, Nov. 12, 2024
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Heard you were dragged down by a mermaid last month. They're something else, aren't they?

Everything's gone so dark all of a sudden!
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Zero Hour at 6:07PM, Nov. 16, 2024
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What happens when you activate make-everything-dark-inator?

Then we shall make out as friends.
Jesse_Koehler at 1:27PM, Nov. 19, 2024
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Is it legal, that 2 Cousins kiss each other in Public?

Bring The fat hammer.it May be Our Last Hope.
kawaiidaigakusei at 1:31AM, Nov. 30, 2024
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What did Captain America say to Thor in the original Avengers: End Game script?


I traded them for these Magic Beans.
( ´ ▽ ` )ノ
Zero Hour at 12:29PM, Dec. 1, 2024
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What happened to my mystic pears?

I only collapsed the government because i wanted a donut.

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