For a little while the lite bites reviews have been ninja reviews, attacking unsuspecting creators with our unique (well unusual) review style. Now we are looking for people to volunteer their comics for review. I will take the first three volunteers and put them on the list, these will form the subject of the next three reviews.
GUIDELINES
Comics can only be volunteered by the creator(s) of that comic.
A minimum of thirty pages, or a complete story.
By volunteering your comic you are potentially subjecting yourself to strong opinions, while we try to be decent we will mock things to get a laugh.

1. Interstellar blood beasts
2. Typical Strange
3. Utterly rucked
4. The godstrain
5. Todd sweets
6.Peregrination of the Deliverer
7.Anthology of anfer
8. Blue strwberry
9.inchaotica
10. elsewhere
11. your choice
12. pulse
13.Voyage of the Broken Promise
14. rimjob.
That's definitely all we will take on for now. it takes a bit of time to get these put together.

Interstellar Blood Beasts. Sure it's finished but that way you can read the whole story and comment on how it all comes together.

AH ha!! the first victim.

I'll volunteer Typical Strange - I was wondering if it'd be Ninja Reviewed…but it's available for a reviewing/mocking/thrashing as you please!

MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Utterly Rucked. But only because it would force someone to actually read it.

my comic, ‘The Godstrain’, is free game - we're used to the abuse ;)

If your desperate you can revew Todd Sweets tho I warn you it is the Worst Webcomic Ever Made by anyone EVER!

Any of my comics are up for grabs if you think you can make it entertaining. Though they're probably so boring that even mockery won't help.
Chapter 4 in Peregrination of the Deliverer is a relatively complete story, within a larger one, if you need a starting point.http://theduckwebcomics.com/Peregrination_of_the_Deliverer/5251513/

you can review Anthology of Anfer if you want

Also Jays Internet fight club

Heck, why not?
Go crazy on Blue Strawberry

If there are any slots left (and it looks to be pretty full) I would enjoy seeing the viciousness unleased on my comic “Inchoatica”! If you are now overwhelmed, I hope that you will be looking for victims - I mean, “volunteers” again in the future :-)
http://www.theduckwebcomics.com/Inchoatica/
-Mina Lunga

Elsewhere would be proud tojoin in the fun and I sure would give you pleanty to work with.http://www.theduckwebcomics.com/elsewhere/

I'll add those to the list. Think I'll have to stop there for now though, thanks for all the sign ups and I will open it up again before long.
Need some reviewers now.

For your Consideration…
YOUR CHOICE… by Travis Michael Moore (VinoMas)
In my Facebook group YOUR CHOICE…the Haus of Choice members (who vote what will happen next in the story) VOTED to have YOUR CHOICE mocked for publicity.
I hope you consider my sci fi fashion visual soap opera dramedy. But of course, it's…your choice. ;)

How about Pulse, if you find it interesting-
http://theduckwebcomics.com/Pulse_Comics/

VinoMas wrote:
For your Consideration…
YOUR CHOICE… by Travis Michael Moore (VinoMas)
In my Facebook group YOUR CHOICE…the Haus of Choice members (who vote what will happen next in the story) VOTED to have YOUR CHOICE mocked for publicity.
I hope you consider my sci fi fashion visual soap opera dramedy. But of course, it's…your choice. ;)

Hah! I will add it to the list, but may be a little while as reviews go up every few weeks and there's a bit of a list now.

I'll put “Voyage of the Broken Promise” up for target practice. :)

You are most welcome to ream out “Rimjob” if you wish. I hope it's not too short a story to warrant consideration… Believe me, you won't be able to say anything harsher and more mocking than what I've already gotten in rejection letters from publishers I have submitted artwork to over the years.

I will add those two to the list.
Rimjob is absolutely fine, it's not long but that isn't a problem.

The Interstellar bloodbeast review will go live next week.
i am looking for co reviewers for future reviews.