The Spatulator: Wielding a pair of magical spatulas forged by the gods themselves, The Spatulator can instantly cook up enormous pancakes that absorb any impact with their fluffy goodness. Offensively, he can conjure up flaming beef patties that he then hurls with said magical spatulas. His powers and equipment are hereditary, coming from a long line of master chefs, only he is the first to hone his magic cooking powers for frying the bad guys.

April Fool's? Not saying it's not a good idea or anything.