ayesinback wrote:
Yeah. So Product, maybe this is why you don't get to be Mayor so often. The power goes to your head, or to your axe. whatever. it's messy.

I'll have you know that I've been a pretty good mayor, when fighting on the side of the town.

While I haven't always survived all the way through, every single game where I was elected into office, has resulted in the side that I was on in winning the game.

But alas. The Axe must have its way and the Axe demands a more appropriate avatar. (Edit: Never mind. GM says no so I'll stay a Hissyfit lord.)

Also, there is currently an open position in Team Evil, for anyone interested.

Product: I am still grieving the untimely death of Rokulily and you're Openly Recruiting! Perhaps a new title is in order: The Flaunter of Finite Forgiveness. or something like: FLAUNTER

@jninja - I like the narrations! well, maybe not the actions, but you gussy them out very nicely

Kroatz wrote:
same wrote:
- I feel like I've wasted my vote.

Now, be nice. If only one more person had voted for Roku, she would have ended as the mayor. That means, you would have ended up with the local vigilante in office and I probably would have been instalynhced; not a bad start for the town, in all regards.

So while Same's vote may not have mounted to anything, it's not like it was a total waste. It's just that it wasn't good enough.

I've just finnished doing 16 hour shifts at work can someone get me up speed with whats going on?

Call Me Tom wrote:
I've just finnished doing 16 hour shifts at work can someone get me up speed with whats going on?

Okay let's see were to start. The town decided not to give me a graduation gift, Kroatz made points about how the same people get into office/gm. Product made a fuss about how the numbers showwed he hasn't been in office THAT much, while pointing at me and guestimating how often I have been in office. I counter with a no one pays attention to me anyway. Product and Roku get into office together as a power couple. But like most couples in politics one claimed the other was a mafia and then was instalynched by the other. Kroatz asked who shall the townies rally around to fight the mafia mayor. Product dropped any sort of facade. He is mafia and people who voted for him are thus probably mafia.

TLDR: Product is 90% likely to be mafia.

Just have to note that Kroatz found a great meme. Ordinarily I'm not a meme fan, but, you know – Patrick Stewart making a duck face …

Since it's my job to state the obvious (although I remain untitled, so I guess it's a volunteer position), I take it that the detective will be posting his/her discoveries instead of discussing them in private with the BO (Bad One - but you knew that. see: obvious)

Well… I'm always interested in hearing what the detective has to say about stuff.


Veeeery interested.

…

Hm? Yeah, all right. I'll go tell them.

And so is the axe.

ayesinback wrote:
@jninja - I like the narrations! well, maybe not the actions, but you gussy them out very nicely

lementably i can't control people's actions… yet, I must accept simply dressing said actions with ribbons and euthanisms. SPEAKING OF TOPICS I DIDN'T MENTION! Less than an hour and a half left, boys and girls! What will happen next? Oh I am just tickled pink to find out!

Product Placement wrote:
Well… I'm always interested in hearing what the detective has to say about stuff.


Veeeery interested.

…

Hm? Yeah, all right. I'll go tell them.

And so is the axe.

I'm more curious what the vigilantee has to say about th-…
Oh wait.

NIGHT ONE
Well here we are, boys and girls, and by we I of course mean you, since I am just a spectre DAMNED TO NARRATE THE DEATHS OF YOU ALL! Ahem, moving on. When TheFlyingGreenMonkey, or Monkey as he will be refered to because damn that is like a stupidly long name to have to type out, was a real go getter! A real man of the night, usually. Tonight he just sat at home and watched cartoons. Yes, monkey was blissfully watching the latest episode of his favorite animations when he heard an old skulking. Before the cats that control old Monkey could turn him around to investigate this perculiar sneaking noise, his throat was ripped out in less than four shakes of a Harkovast's tale!
TheFlyingGreenMonkey *pant pant* the mafia goon is off the air
Monkey's sneaky murderer was in no hurry to leave however, infact the assailant actually sat down to catch the rest of the delightful cartoon on the television!
DOUBLE LYNCH DECLARED
Well well now, folks, things sure are heating up for day two! Heating up so much you might need to get me some tasty ice cream to cool down my typing fingers so I can continue to narrate this thrilling game! … With a waffle cone! GOD HELP YOU IF YOU FORGET MY CONE! Ahem, tasty, frozen confectionaries aside, kidlets, you should all send in TWO candidares to be lynched! Yes, that would be great if you did.

Well then… obviously some forgiveness has to be dished out, for this one.

@jninjashadow

Eat it in good health, before the skulking one skulks again

This is gonna sound pretty crazy, but I think PP might be mafia.

Woa woa woa. Let's not throw any wild accusations around.

So, a double lynching?
The only clues I saw are:
“skulking” and
a mention of Harkovast. Niccea's profile mentions Harkovast. coincidence? Since I don't have better, I think Niccea is a candidate.
and then, I'm looking around,
looking around …

Anybody got anything ?

Plus there's sort of a cat motiff in the clue and Niccea has cat ears.
I noticed that TFGM's profile says he likes anime, and Same's avatar is from DBZ. So that could have been what all that cartoon stuff was about.
Also, Gullas voted for PP as mayor, so that's something.

hmm -

Re gullas, this was exactly the move he made last game. But, Monkey pointed at him and it turns out Monkey was mafia. So I don't think either gullas or Niccea is mafia, but they could be the serial killer.

I think Niccea is being described.

And then you point out the connection with same's avi and all the cartoon business. I like it.

Greetings kidlets and kiddies, I've updated the votes and boy is it a clencher! as we speak, its a tie for first to be hung with Product and Call me tom, with Niccea just behind by the first to second rule. Boy this is intense! Nine hours of intensity left! CAN YOUR TINY BOWLS TAKE THE PRESSURE OF THIS MUCH INTENSITY?!

Holy Cow! I was so busy trying to figure out clues, I forgot the obvious.

Some people have been suspiciously quiet…

Kroatz wrote:
Some people have been suspiciously quiet…

Niccea hasn't said shit all game.

same wrote:
Kroatz wrote:
Some people have been suspiciously quiet…
Niccea hasn't said shit all game.

Nicces goes to work early, leaves late, is writing a thesis and moving a house. It is amazing that she even got in time to vote for Call Me Tom (killer watching TV) and PP cause we know is evil.

ahem, 45 minutes of daylight remain to change your votes, and Niccea and Gullas are now up to be lynched, quite the turn around, if I might say so!

Niccea wrote:
same wrote:

Kroatz wrote:
Some people have been suspiciously quiet…
Niccea hasn't said shit all game.

Nicces goes to work early, leaves late, is writing a thesis and moving a house. It is amazing that she even got in time to vote for Call Me Tom (killer watching TV) and PP cause we know is evil.

Still watching yet silent… clearly mafia.
.

You realize you are about to kill two townies right? Looks like the mafia pulled off the ol' last second vote rush.

Day Two
*crunch munch* Mfffph? Hffflo *gulp* boys and girls! Day Two was just SO exciting, I had to make a big bowl of popcorn to be proparly prepared for it! Boy was it a doosy! You see, Product had declared his double lynch and was sitting pretty as everythign was coming together. Soon, Niccea and Gullas were thrown onto the stage like a pair of sad, flopping fishes. Flopping in their ropes all sad and fish like, look at their sad fish faces. But Product wasn't all that bad kids, for he approached the two townstonians with a hand full of Forgiveness, aww isn't that nice? Oh no, no it's not, kids! Cover your eyes! Product is using his axe again! OH THE HUMANITY!
Gullas the Veteren and Niccea the Paranoid were brutalized publically by forgivness
While all this badness was happening, the don slipped a big ol' bundle of cash and a gun into a certain townies pocket. Boy, doesn't that just add the pi- er I mean… pee pee to the already soiled breakfeast?
Oh dear, things are really not looking good for the townies, could this be it? Will the town be swallowed by ever more evil mafia fowlness, fowlness that chokes out any and all hope? Or will an unlikely hero emerge and pierce the mob's black heart? I'm on the edge of my spectral seat!

Well you cant be right everytime.

Well…

That pretty much couldn't have gone, in any way, worse for the town.

return-of-the-four-eyebrowed-man

Seems like there's been a LOT of forgiveness in Townston

ayesinback wrote:
return-of-the-four-eyebrowed-man

Seems like there's been a LOT of forgiveness in Townston

Well it IS the Mafia XLIX: Nice Clean Mafia. Practically in the title that the game would be filled to bursting with such good things. I mean, I'm doing my darnedest to put on a sunny demeanor for this game and everything! Gotta make this game memorable for something besides the shortest game on record.
Which reminds me, kiddies, you really need to get those actions in, especially if you want to save Townston! Save it like that one quarter everyone said was useless, but then you got a gumball with it, and now who's laughing, huh, Billy? I have the taste of sweet gum, and you have but the tase of dust and shame!