…so maybe you should get off your ass, step outside and go buy a lottery ticket.* “Why?” you may ask? (yes… you may. And believe me I know you and that's what you're asking yourself RIGHT NOW!) Well it's because I have decided to step out of the shadows in a subtle moment of grande unveiling to reveal myself to you… The masses.**
Long have I slaved over a hot keyboard like the great epicurean geniuses*** slaving over a hot cauldron of stuff. And like those eponymous chefs I have chosen DA DUCK as my menu of choice to offer up the succulent entree' of my webcomic.**** I've plucked only the finest bits of verbage to weave together into one classy***** bit of humour and wit that will help make your dim, grubby lives a little bit more bearable. And don't come a knockin if the URL is a-rockin. Heh.
*If you win big I'm entitled to a portion of the winnings because I told you to do it. Don't question me, it's all legal and shit.
**YOU'RE WELCOME.
***Bobby Flay. You're the tops brah.
****Once again… YOU'RE WELCOME.
*****Donald Trump. Class act that guy.
Meet, Greet, Show and Sell*
Today is the LUCKIEST DAY of your life...
webcomics heh
at 2:10PM, April 11, 2009
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Smug I Could Do it's only the BEST webcomic. Heh.
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mishi_hime
at 8:30PM, April 11, 2009
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Are you cooking or making a webcomic? (What does your comic taste like?)
Signature.txt
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Custard Trout
at 10:03PM, April 11, 2009
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I. . . you. . .
What?
What?
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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legueu
at 12:26AM, April 12, 2009
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ahah welcome on DD man.
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mishi_hime
at 8:34AM, April 12, 2009
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Custard Trout
I. . . you. . .
What?
I also had that thought.
Signature.txt
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Sea_Cow
at 10:06AM, April 12, 2009
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It…
Well, uh…
No. Wait.
Well, uh…
No. Wait.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Puff_Of_Smoke
at 12:23PM, April 12, 2009
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WHERE ARE ALL THESE BLACK CATS COMING FROM?!
Oh, hi.
Oh, hi.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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parkbenchbook
at 1:07PM, April 12, 2009
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Heh and hello.
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amanda
at 9:00AM, April 13, 2009
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So… what if Bobby Flay wins the lottery? And just who is Bobby Flay, anyway?
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Soryko
at 8:47AM, April 14, 2009
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Welcome…To….The duck…o__o
Remember that you are unique! Just like everyone else! ^w^
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harkovast
at 7:11AM, April 15, 2009
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You sir, are a legend.
I bow at the altar of Fable!
I bow at the altar of Fable!
For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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parkbenchbook
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amanda
So… what if Bobby Flay wins the lottery? And just who is Bobby Flay, anyway?
I'm Bobby Flay and I can't believe I've been compromised.
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Priceman
at 2:59PM, April 17, 2009
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um…hi?
Lots of big words in that introduction, so i'm just gonna smile and nod. Welcome to the site.
Lots of big words in that introduction, so i'm just gonna smile and nod. Welcome to the site.
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solaris knight
at 12:22PM, April 18, 2009
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Clever post.
I salute you, sir, and welcome to the house of drunken malard.
I salute you, sir, and welcome to the house of drunken malard.
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TokyoRose
at 4:08PM, April 18, 2009
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O_O Hello…wow what an intro. So uh…welcome to DD. Hope your stay here is a tasty one.
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webcomics heh
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Thank you all for this warm welcome. I'm glad to see you've realized just how fortunate it is to have my awesomeness in your presence.
ps: YOU'RE WELCOME.
ps: YOU'RE WELCOME.
Smug I Could Do it's only the BEST webcomic. Heh.
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