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Dan at 5:17PM, Jan. 18, 2007

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Rules are simple. Start off with “If…” and finish it off with “then…” You should know how it goes…

Ex: If the cafeteria foods taste like ones from 7-star restaurant, then you ARE in a 7-star restaurant.

Ex: If scooter rides you, then you are in Mother Russia.

Got it? Go… and you better make it hilarious.

…Erm, I kinda don't have anything to show off atm.

“I like shooting, but I sure as hell don't like being shot at.”

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jgib99 at 8:03PM, Jan. 18, 2007

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If you wake up next to someone who's as ugly as sin, 25 years older than you, you're both naked in bed, and you don't remember how you got there. Then you may have had a little too much to drink last night.

Karen's Edge

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Terminal at 9:41PM, Jan. 18, 2007

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If you post on a forum relentlessly with nothing but weird topics, then you are Myxo.

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Radec at 10:53PM, Jan. 18, 2007

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if you enjoy making people attempt to remember rediculously long comic names, then you're myxo.

<= dead and buried.

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AQua_ng at 6:35AM, Jan. 19, 2007

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If I die before I wake, then at least in heaven I can skate.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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ejg at 8:50PM, Jan. 19, 2007

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If a tree fall in the fores and nobady as around to hear it, Then this game isn't going very well.

I don,t like yugiho! buth I like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU

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mechanical_lullaby at 3:27AM, Jan. 20, 2007

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If you buy anarchy stickers from hot topic, then you're probably unaware that hot topic is also a corporate machine.

If Bill recently had a sex change, then Bill still looks like Bill … except with boobs.

If the world is a vampire, then how does it eat? 0.o

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luclucluc at 2:19PM, Jan. 20, 2007

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if you wake up dead in the morning, then i didn't do it

“If you've got me, then who's got you?!”

if yankee doodle went to town, then he stole your pony

if some one set you up the bomb, then all your base are belong to us

if you grow big when you eat a mushroom, then you're probably high

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Nightmare Zero at 10:24AM, Feb. 5, 2007

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If ORLY, Then YARLY.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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Peipei at 1:16PM, Feb. 5, 2007

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If you know how to make blueberry muffins, then you're probably the muffin man.

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The mediocre one at 2:11PM, Feb. 7, 2007

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IF I hear another owl refrence THEN Someone is getting castrated.

Paper Mache Cataclysm

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acadia at 12:06PM, Feb. 8, 2007

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If (donuts >= 0)
//then
cout << “Yum! Donuts friggin ROCK! << endl;
else
cout << ”Man, i want some damn donuts!" << endl;

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The mediocre one at 4:44PM, Feb. 12, 2007

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If pigs can fly
Then I get laid.

Paper Mache Cataclysm

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Adenn at 6:14PM, Feb. 15, 2007

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If you get Laid
then the world ends

(\__/) | This is Bunny.
(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!

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RoronoaZoro at 10:59AM, Feb. 23, 2007

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If the world ends
Then I shall rule the moon!

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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Adenn at 1:29PM, Feb. 23, 2007

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If you rule the moon I'll nuke ya!

(\__/) | This is Bunny.
(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!

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RoronoaZoro at 5:46AM, Feb. 26, 2007

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If you nuke me,
Then I'll crash the moon in to the earth!

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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Adenn at 8:03AM, Feb. 26, 2007

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If you crash the moon into the world then youll die

(\__/) | This is Bunny.
(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!

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RoronoaZoro at 9:17AM, Feb. 26, 2007

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If I crash the moon into the world, then you would die too.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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Krensada at 12:42AM, March 16, 2007

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if you both die, then that settles that!

Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.

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RoronoaZoro at 5:37AM, March 16, 2007

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If we both die, then you do to.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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phillip_the_tortoise at 7:02PM, March 19, 2007

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if the world blows up then superman cant even save us cause he has nothing but ruble to fly around!

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RoronoaZoro at 7:33AM, March 20, 2007

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If superman tries to save the world, then I will kill him with kriponite.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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Krensada at 12:33AM, March 23, 2007

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if you try to kill superman with kryptonite, then some strange plot will save him.

Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.

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RoronoaZoro at 5:55AM, March 23, 2007

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If some strange plot will save him, then I don't care!

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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Krensada at 1:39AM, March 30, 2007

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If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts then we'd all be a bowl of Granola!

Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.

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RoronoaZoro at 6:13AM, March 30, 2007

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If we'er in a bowl of Granola, then what do we live for?

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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telruya at 11:58AM, March 30, 2007

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If I don't finish this sentence then no one will care.

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RoronoaZoro at 5:58AM, April 2, 2007

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If you do finish that sentence, then I will care.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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Greenbot at 8:02PM, April 19, 2007

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If I get distracted, then….

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