today I discovered that I have an uncanny knack for untangling things. like, things that are REALLY badly tangled. Unfortunately, like almost all of my skills (my 1337 h4|<z0r skills included) it's basically useless.
what are YOUR random, useless talents?
(oh, also, if I turn off the lights before I get into bed, I can navigate perfectly in the dark, and can see IN MY MIND where everything is.)
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random talents?
Kristen Gudsnuk
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herio
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i can sign a bit if i what to but my chest hurts and my voce sound like a boys more anoying i get miusken for 12 year old boy im 18 and femail eny way there a link to my tallent
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/368907
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/368907
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Alexis
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I can touch my elbows tougether behind my back and I have effectivley no gag reflex. Neither one good for any money, except maybe bar bets.
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AQua_ng
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I can suck in my face.
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subcultured
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Alexis
I can touch my elbows tougether behind my back and I have effectivley no gag reflex. Neither one good for any money, except maybe bar bets.
or sword swallowing ^_^
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LIZARD_B1TE
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I can immitate people playing drumsets using nothing but my tongue.
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Friedenmann
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I don't have any talents.
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Kristen Gudsnuk
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AQua_ngthis intrigues me.
I can suck in my face.
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Terminal
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I can always guess the right perspective when drawing a background or tetris blocks.
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ccs1989
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I can post lots on forums, and I have an uncanny knack for procrastination.
http://ccs1989.deviantart.com
“If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.”
-Henry David Thoreau, Walden
“If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.”
-Henry David Thoreau, Walden
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Custard Trout
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I seem to have the amazing ability to say exactly the wrong thing at the wrong time. My timing is to precise for it to be coincidental.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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The mediocre one
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I can bend my thumb back far enough people think I broke it, and I have an uncanny ability to build things.
Paper Mache Cataclysm
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Aurora Moon
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ccs1989omg!!!!1111oonee!!!!
I can post lots on forums, and I have an uncanny knack for procrastination.
me too! lol
I'm on hitatus while I redo one of my webcomics. Be sure to check it out when I'n done! :)
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reconjsh
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Alexis*drools*
I can touch my elbows tougether behind my back and I have effectivley no gag reflex. Neither one good for any money, except maybe bar bets.
Let's see:
* I have no toe nail on my pinky toes.
* I'm double jointed in only one place: my left ring-finger top knuckle.
* I can whistle and hum at the same time.
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Terminal
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reconjsh
* I can whistle and hum at the same time.
I just tried that, I coughed.
Nearly died I did. :(
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Rich
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I am incredibly talented when it comes to cleaning chalk boards. Not even the proffesional full-time janitors can clean them as fast or as effectively as me.
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AQua_ng
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My hair defies gravity, my fingers can bend 90 degrees, my thumb can do what mediocre can, I can crack 50 bones in my body, I can bend my big toe by itself, I almost always land on my feet whenever I am thrown about, and I can do the ‘The Matrix’.
So, not much really.
So, not much really.
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reconjsh
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Terminalreconjsh
* I can whistle and hum at the same time.
I just tried that, I coughed.
Nearly died I did. :(
the secret is to whiste with just your lips on a very low note… then to say “MMMMMM” very low in the back of your throat.
The result is a creepy alien hovercraft sound.
good luck.
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The mediocre one
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reconjsh
* I can whistle and hum at the same time.
I didn't know that was a rarity, ass that to my list, if you will.
Paper Mache Cataclysm
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GaryB
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I can make an uncanny realistic cricket sound which wierds people out.
Industrial
A very seriously unserious super hero comic that can be pretty serious when it wants to be. Really!
I Speak Louder Than Words
My dream journal. Probably wont float everyone's boat since its kind of esoteric and peculiar rather than a linear story about characters.
A very seriously unserious super hero comic that can be pretty serious when it wants to be. Really!
I Speak Louder Than Words
My dream journal. Probably wont float everyone's boat since its kind of esoteric and peculiar rather than a linear story about characters.
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Glarg
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I can lure sailors to their deaths with the sound of my voice.
Laaaaaaaaaaaa!
Laaaaaaaaaaaa!
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suzi
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I can twitch my tongue in such a way that my saliva glands project tiny droplets of spit 2-4 feet in front of me.
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Ozoneocean
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I can make the sound of an angry tomcat calling another tomcat to fight… It used to scare the hell out of my cats.
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Kristen Gudsnuk
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suzi
I can twitch my tongue in such a way that my saliva glands project tiny droplets of spit 2-4 feet in front of me.
haha… that's probably the most random talent yet!!
oh, I can forge people's signatures really well… I've been working on my mom's for years now ^_^ and I can do Paul McCartney's too…
OOH and I can analyze signatures!! I read a book on graphology!! (if anyone wants to post something with their signature I can analyze what kind of person he or she is!!)
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AQua_ng
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suzi
I can twitch my tongue in such a way that my saliva glands project tiny droplets of spit 2-4 feet in front of me.
I can do that too.
…
I'm a freak! :O
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Glarg
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I can do a handstand.
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LIZARD_B1TE
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I can do such a convincing zombie act that people recoil in fear when they see me with a blank look on my face.
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Phantom Penguin
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I have one kidney…. You might not think thats a talent, well thats because its not.
:(
:(
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Ozoneocean
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What happened to the other one?
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Phantom Penguin
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Well I will only say this. Kidneys are NOT bullet proof.
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