…and im friggin bored! ahh someone gimme an idea of somethin to do! besides drink….im tryin to be festive dammit but there's nothin here!

masturbation.

meditate.

Or sleep. :)

Make us all Christmas presents!

ozone-already did.
kyo-i will later
hippie-you first!

lol!

Heh! Draw bones in a Santa hat ^__^

Be glad you don't have to sit around and watch videos of you as a child.

Celebrate Halloween instead.

Even if you cut back of the DRINKING, there's still always EATING. What are the holidays without overeating?

I would personally advocate seeing if you can cause a noise disturbance for the neighborhood to enjoy. It always helps if ya got an excess of gun powder or fireworks to play with. Maybe pick up a few cans of paint from wally world and spray paint something on the garage door/ front of the house/whatever?

Or do what I usually do on not-so-important holidays and find a decent bar full of happy drunks who will argue, sing and spend all night carousing with you. Irish pubs are always a pretty good shot. Drinking isn't such a bad solution if ya ask me.

ozoneocean
masturbation.

She said be festive.

Use a candy cane.

BTW, i have a very important message:

Ladies:

I would like to announce that, if you need it, i can pull your sled.

All.

Night.

Long.

That will be all.

Red Slayer

ozoneocean
masturbation.

She said be festive.

Use a candy cane.

You sir, are an evil genius!

Red Slayer

ozoneocean
masturbation.

She said be festive.

Use a candy cane.

If I remember correctly, using sugary products for sex play is a pretty good way to get a yeast infection. Maybe one of those ones still wrapped in plastic, but that kind of plastic usually scrapes. Best bet would be either a fake plastic one or to use a condo-

(internal monologue: Okay, Ram… put down the sex columnist hat and back away from the joke…)

People have already suggested drinking and masterbating…what the hell else IS there to do?
Sleep?
Vomit?
Vomit in your sleep?
I've got nothing!

go on drunk duck like the freaks we all are for spending xmas on a holiday.

Yikes, isn't Drunk Duck meant to be an all-ages site?

So calm down, ya creepers.

draw comics, draw drawings, write scripts, write story ideas, write dialogue, write novels, write songs, read online blogs, sort your drawings, sort your comics, sort your books, read books, rearrange posters, clean up your place, find the missing link (or just the missing pen), sharpen your pencils (if you use any), cook something delicious (optional: try cooking something delicious and dump the disaster down the toilet), chat with people online, find new webcomics to read…

Hippie Van
Yikes, isn't Drunk Duck meant to be an all-ages site?

So calm down, ya creepers.

WHAHAHAH !!! ehem DRUNKduck

lothar

Hippie Van
Yikes, isn't Drunk Duck meant to be an all-ages site?

So calm down, ya creepers.

WHAHAHAH !!! ehem DRUNKduck

Well yeh but it's not, like, Self-pleasure Duck.

Hippie Van
Well yeh but it's not, like, Self-pleasure Duck.

There's an idea.

World of Warcraft. 'nuff said.

ramlama
or to use a condo

Okay… condominiums are kinda… way too large for this. O_O

i ended up taking a completely different approach then ya'll and got lost on my way to a chinese super buffet….3 times..maby 4 i cant remember. then i finally drained an infection on my toe that'd been there all summer, soakin the bastard and now im drinkin christmas beer. what makes it christmas? IT'S ON CHRISTMAS DAY OF CORSE. drink up baby jesus! this'uns for you! cant bring myself to masturbate on christmas anyways. there's no corner secluded enough not to make it feel like god's givin ya the evil eye. i know, i've been looking.

Hippie Van- I should point out that is was Ozone who started the whole topic of PIT FACE masterbating! And being the sheep we are, we have to jump on the smut band wagon.

harkovast
Hippie Van- I should point out that is was Ozone who started the whole topic of PIT FACE masterbating! And being the sheep we are, we have to jump on the smut band wagon.

Guilty as charged. I'll pretend I was being informative :-p

PIT_FACE
i ended up taking a completely different approach then ya'll and got lost on my way to a chinese super buffet….3 times..maby 4 i cant remember. then i finally drained an infection on my toe that'd been there all summer, soakin the bastard and now im drinkin christmas beer. what makes it christmas? IT'S ON CHRISTMAS DAY OF CORSE. drink up baby jesus! this'uns for you! cant bring myself to masturbate on christmas anyways. there's no corner secluded enough not to make it feel like god's givin ya the evil eye. i know, i've been looking.

Lucky. I was going to restock my liquor cabinet yesterday, but a blizzard came through. Now I'm looking at whatever bottles I have laying around and wondering how brave I feel. I think I have enough Christmas barenjager for a good cup of tea… after that, it's down to Christmas whiskey. Unfortunately, homebrew has instilled a strong fear of the last tenth of the bottle…

ozoneocean
masturbation.

That seems like the only option.

If anyone started the smut bandwagon, it's the fat man himself. After all, he loves his ho, ho, hoes.

PIT, uuh…all the good suggestions have been said, and the day is almost over. In other words, drinking is long since over with, so now it's on to purging. Find a copy of Metallica's Live Shit: Binge and Purge and celebrate a long night near the toilet.

Eww… Toilets are worse than smut. >___<

Now it's Boxing day! Time to celebrate by boxing!!!!!!!!!!!

PIT_FACE
cant bring myself to masturbate on christmas anyways. there's no corner secluded enough not to make it feel like god's givin ya the evil eye. i know, i've been looking.

God's a voyeur and a perv anyhow. Just like the fat man. They're both watching over you all the time anyway. I figure if they're not givin' ya the evil eye the rest of the year, they've got no right to get pissy about it on xmas. So just think about that next time.

lba
So just think about that next time.

I don't think that'd make anybody very horny… :[