TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Well salsa forgot to give me my role. But thankfully the librarian told me. Thanks librarian.

I am running for Mayor. I'm calling in that vote you owe me Hark. And I am forcing killerbob to vote for me. Plus myself and thats three right there. So who else whats another TFGM mayorship? I mean it would bring back good times. Remember last time Salsa was GM :D

Oh My GOD YES!

That had to be one of the craziest games ever. Here's hoping for an Encore.

And I see the mud slinging has started.

Not only did I make a poster I made a bad momma jamma poster.

If Mayor, instead of having a man bite down on a block of wood when having surgery, I will get us actual medicines, like pain-killers so a man is out cold when he's operated on! And I will even get actual doctors, instead of rabid Mole-Rats!

And with that TGFM takes the lead! oh and check the second post for something.

Salsa
And with that TGFM takes the lead! oh and check the second post for something.

*goes and looks*

Nice :)

Randomdudeperson

Salsa
And with that TGFM takes the lead! oh and check the second post for something.

*goes and looks*

Nice :)

Yes me being in the lead is nice :D

No so fast Green Monkey! You aren't in the lead, you're tied, with me. Don't count your caps till you're done trading!

Doesn't a movie poster count as 2 votes? It's a different categorie alltogether!

Same, if you change your vote to me I'll stop calling you a ginger without a soul and I'll make you a high quality, High definition, uber masterfull fanart of a thing to your choosing!

The same goes to you seventy2, I swear I'll never call you ginger again! And I'll draw you in a funny hat!

And Hark, I'll keep your secret forever if I get ur vote. (you know what I mean…) and I'll send you a custom kroatz made speaker!

In fact, everyone that votes for me can expect a treat before the game ends!

If I get elected as your mayor I'll draw a Narration movie every narration!
Mettaur offers nothing but a cool beard and chuck norris, TFGM only threathens to kill you!

Now go read Harkovast.
Kroatz out!


p.s. And roku, how could you betray me so? we had such big plans… *Sobs*

Randomdudeperson

I Am The 1337 Master
You lie. devilishly handsome? PHHFT!

Be you bad mouthin that thar fella, fella? *hmph* Your funeral city slicker. Jya got knows how things is here in the west of wild. Saying the wrongs things, looking at the wrong wench, or even stepping in the wrong pile of dung will get you killed faster an you can say,…GOREADHARKOVAST!!! Thar be legends of the nameless one. We dar not even speak his name. Ta THINK of his name is a deathwish!
I'm loving this role playing bid! lol

I'm already predicting him to be mafia so I can and will blame him and kill him. Thank you and why aren't you all voting for the true candidate as the 1337 master?

And I didn't vote for myself. I don't do that. I just get a poster bonus. Plus all your other votes.

Hmm… roku's supporting a newbie candidate (this is your first mayor outing mettaur). I am saying both of them are mafia! Or have made an alliance.

Uh, Kroatz? Where have you been when I was doing my speech on how I was going to improve the town? Medicine, trained doctors, I will do my best to protect the people, rebuild the saloon, and higher quality booze!
And Kroatz, why should Same care what you think? I went through this type of thing recently, you cyber-bully! Remember Same, other people's opinions on you don't matter, and even more so when it's the internet! And I have seen your drawings Same, you don't need Kroatz's help!
And for all you know Kroatz, that could be someone besides Hark, trying to trick everyone by making his appearance much like that of Hark's! So you have nothing on him!
Vote Mettaur, and you will have a Mayor that actually tries to help you!

And perhaps Rokulily can see I am actually having a PLAN! Which I see from none of you!

Mettaur
I vote for the 1337 Master!

That's bettter. :)

Meh, I'm no cyberbully… I'm a kick ass cyber slayer!
so you should have me as a mayor.

Click here for proof.

Kroatz
The 1337 Master reads No Heroes and has complimented it. I should vote for him.

Fixed. Again. (I'll keep doing this unless you guys want me to stop. Any time is okay with me, just trying to fool the candidates into choosing me)

Yeah I vote for… wait, I never said that!
Did I?
I'm confused.

1337 should just vote for me. that would remove all confusion…

I already voted as to who it's a secret unless Salsa has fixed it yet. I did only send it ten minutes or so ago. And as I said before I do not ever vote for myself.

yeah, I don't think salsa's online right now.
but thanks for the vote!
;P

All out laws and rustlers better get out of town fast.
I'm loading up my gun, saddling up my horse and eating an incredible amount of beans.

Oh cat with no name, would you be so kind as to tell harkovast that voting for me will earn him a piece of fanart.
I'm thinking speakers head getting cut off by Muir.
lotsa'blood.
really your cup of crumpets.

The cat with no name
I'm gonna shoot every other candidate so that the 1337 Master wins!

Third time's the charm!

Mettaur
No so fast Green Monkey! You aren't in the lead, you're tied, with me. Don't count your caps till you're done trading!

well it's moot now, but it's the first person who reaches that number first in a tie that wins. It's all there in the roles.

I Am The 1337 Master
Hmm… roku's supporting a newbie candidate (this is your first mayor outing mettaur). I am saying both of them are mafia! Or have made an alliance.

eh, he sent me a PQ asking for my vote. sorry kroatz…

also, i approve of the vast admount of bribery and mudslinging that's going down. and the pictures/video. this is a good election!





this message brought to you by supporters of TFGM and mettuar in office. thank you.

After a shindig and just enough blows to the head, I'm throwing a filthy hat into the ring!



An' ah promise you a SWIFT, BRUTAL, BLOODY mayor-ship fulla gooood times an pie! An ah mean ev'ray word ov it! So vote fer me,



iffin ya'll know what's good fer ya…

^-^ Keep the pictures coming. I'm Niccea the picture bandit.

If people would have voted for me I'd have a steady stream of movies for y'all,…

but alas

just a reminder, The day ends in at 2:30pm server time (8:30pm GMT) Narration will be up at 3:00pm server time (9:00pm GMT)

And now for the rankings
1. TFGM 5 votes In the lead for MAYOR
2. Mettaur 4 votes In the lead for Pardoner
3. Same 3 votes
4. Seventy2 3 votes
5. Kroatz 2 votes
6. jnijashadow 2 votes
7. 1337 Master 1 vote

Hrmm
Time for drastic measures… JOANNA! Got you mission!

Voting is now closed.

Damn, I just started campaigning again…
We should vote again for who becomes pardoner!
I'd win for show!
FOR PONY!

Day one

Rokulily pranced about in her new found hat as Salsa’s ghost munched on some of her cornbread. Everyone was bustling about trying to find the best candidate for mayor, since the old one skipped town when he saw buzzards munching on the sheriff. There was mud slung, there were shots fired, there was no sign of a clear winner. That was until the Cat with no Name ate an incredible amount of beans, and nature took over. Then one person pulled out ahead.

TFGM is your new Mayor

But there was still the matter of the Pardoner, or that damn hippie as Harkovast called. After much waffling and many waffles, it was decided.

Mettaur is your new Pardoner

The sun set as the Cat with no name prowled the town. He was out for blood. Then he found Salsa’s half-eaten, fully forgotten corpse. Well, then the was an incident involving gunpowder, a showgirl and two bottles of whiskey.



Day one’s over y’all
Night one is younger than a newborn.

I just know the incident with the showgirls and whiskey was written in just for me…

oh and…

DAMN THAT METTAUR AND HIS DOG-LOVIN WAYS!