*Pops out of a hole in the ground*

My good boy what what day is it?

Why, ma'am, it is Mafa 35 sign ups?

Really I haven't missed it. Amazing.


Yeah…Signing up.

Niccea
Why, ma'am, it is Mafa 35 sign ups?

That was ten games ago!

Niccea be crazy D:

Isn't this the point where we usually catch a couple of first timers?

Our bait is old and stale apparently.


See this is where refrigeration comes in handy.

Zeph
Niccea be crazy D:

If by crazy you mean, exhausted and sick…then yes. Yes I am.

wow…

Okay. I can't really can't really canvas the neighborhood like normal due to somethings, but this game really needs more players, sooooooo, any ideas on how to attract new ones and old ones alike?

a cake. and…some fireworks….and STRIPPERS.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
This was mainly to get Hark points.

Trying to get on the good side of the Hark is like trying to befriend a hurricane. Whether he likes you or not, he's going to destroy you.

@Salsa: Iduno, advertise on the general forum?

Salsa
wow…

Okay. I can't really can't really canvas the neighborhood like normal due to somethings, but this game really needs more players, sooooooo, any ideas on how to attract new ones and old ones alike?

Mass pq everyone who has ever played mafia with a link to the sign up threads. It has worked for me in the past.


@Product: I was refering to the hark points of days of old. They are one of the many things in mafia that just fade away.

Crap I had something intelligent to say, but it sorta, just faded away.


Not sure what to do about getting players, I had a similar problem. Then there were those damn ninja strippers that attacked me..

Shit just went to hell after that.

It might be possible that people are outside enjoying summer, instead of browsing the internet 24/7. Blasphemy I know, but possible.

There's… there's an outside beyond these walls? FREEDOM YOU SAY?!~

SO LONG SUCKERS!


-runs off-




-Hits electric fence-


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Okay, so I see you guys are desperate for newcomers and that gives me a little courage to ask what I've been wanting to ask since I joined this site:

What on Earth is this mafia game?

Ally Haert
What on Earth is this mafia game?

Good question, Product explained it to me and I still don't really understand.

LET'S BE n00bs TOGETHER ALLY!!

Oh and I'd like to sign up, simply because Product Placement pressured me into it and I've already drawn the characters for another player here, SOOOOOO….

It's easiest to learn by playing, but this is a tiny summary if it helps!

You're assigned a secret, randomized role via PQ at the start. The game works in day and night cycles, both of which are 24 hours.

During the first day cycle, everyone elects a mayor and pardoner by voting. In all subsequent day cycles, someone's selected to die via lynch vote. You PQ your votes to the GM (Lord Salsa, this time). Everyone gets to vote, good or bad.

During night cycles there are actions that people with special roles can take, also sent to Salsa via PQ, and this is when most of the killing happens.

At the end of the night, he writes out all the actions and deaths in the form of little stories, and the remaining townies solve clues in the narration to decide who committed the murders and should therefore be lynched. You can also just wait for others to post interpretations and choose one you find likely or convenient.

In the meantime you field accusations, throw out your own accusations, engage in banter, and try to work it so you can off your opponents.

It might look complicated sometimes, but it's easy to play, and we're always really happy to get new players <3

A'ight. I'm game. Sign me up. We don't have to do anything awkward, like sign a pact in bodily fluids, do we?

spit in your palm, hold it out, and say “I'm In!”

I knew it. *is disgusted*


“…”

*spits*

“I'M IN!”

Hey new peoples.

*sees OFaV's playing*

oooooooh boy, this is going to be interesting.



Oh and Ochi's right, First time I played, I managed to get myself lynched for being annoying. Don't think anyone's topped that yet.

What a Jolly laugh you have Salsa! And indeed, I am going to invade this foreign land, and might conquer, I haven't decided.

Might open up a 7/11 instead.

Salsa
Oh and Ochi's right, First time I played, I managed to get myself lynched for being annoying. Don't think anyone's topped that yet.

First game you played, DarthVaderSucks1999 or something.
I'm pretty sure after we lynched him for being annoying, we then lynched his corpse a few times.

Hehe…Fun times.

That was the best game ever, and no game will ever top it. (Unless I host another game, that is. Then both games will tie for best game ever.)

The first time I saw Salsa post that video, was after a narration where he had just attacked three people during the same night, before being burned to a crisp (he was a special role which was kinda like a paranoid on steroids).

He died a very happy man.

For the record, burned salsa doesn't sound appetizing.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Mass pq everyone who has ever played mafia with a link to the sign up threads. It has worked for me in the past.

Just seems needy.

Ill take slot 18.
Oh I have a pq.
…

same

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Mass pq everyone who has ever played mafia with a link to the sign up threads. It has worked for me in the past.

Just seems needy.

Ill take slot 18.
Oh I have a pq.
…

I am needy!

Okay, I'm tired of waiting and I'm sure you are too. I want everyone to be able to run if they want to, so this game will start for sure on Monday. Any one who wants to play better sign up before then, or wait until the next game.

Oh and I'll be coming up with some more roles.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

Salsa
I want everyone to be able to run if they want to, so this game will start for sure on Monday

DAMN, that's Tuesday for me, I'll have to wait an extra day for the awesomness to commence.

Damn these confounded time zones!

Could be worse, imagine, time zones plus light speed lag

Man, it's Sunday. I woke up and I really thought it was Monday. Imagine my dissapointment. ):