personally I'm leaning torwards therealtj or ParkerFarker… maybe I'll just roll for it XD

uh oh. gullas is bringing out the d20 again.

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I had no idea my car would be come such an arousing success.

Also, it's interesting that we have four candidates this time around. We rarely get over two.

I'm gonna go for either niccea or garbonzo

therealtj
Ha! My car's better!

OR IS IT?

Ochitsukanai

therealtj
Ha! My car's better!

Unmoved!

HAH! Nobody can outdo the original.

Can I show my car ochi?

Ochitsukanai

therealtj
Ha! My car's better!

Unmoved!

;_____________;

Just to clarify, Voting opens tomorrow. Today is the last day to sign up for GM. Also, Skoolmunkee said she would put up an announcement tomorrow for the GM elections. ^-^

ok I'm doing being pleased with myself.

Idea: The election should be based on who can draw the best car!

therealtj
Idea: The election should be based on who can draw the best car!

no

waff

Maybe you can?

Someone, probably Salsa
Idea: The election should be based on who can draw the best car!

We're basing this on best car? Well crimeny, Niccea's already lost, she didn't draw one.

K, I'll decide which is best and send you my vote, Salsa.

I drew a car it is not on display…

See? Right Here

hmmm, it seems this election shall be decided by the skill with drawing cars. I am going to take this way more seriously than anyone else has because I am that guy. Hold on for a sec…

and here it is:
one day, I will drive that car.


oh and for Salsa, moar dakka
(it's got some nice Mad Max petrol tanks, 3 miniguns, plow, and a flux capacitor (although you can't see that))

Everyone
This competition is about who drew the best car.

But… I'm not running.

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Everyone
This competition is about who drew the best car.

But… I'm not running.

well you are now.

ParkerFarker
well you are now.

But…

.>

….


Fine. I'm running with the Heaven or Hell concept. The rules can be found here.

Narration.
Once upon a time there was a spunky little demon called Salsa. Salsa was always getting himself into trouble like spunky little demons tend to do.

What are you doing today, Salsa?

Strangling a doomed soul with his own tendons?

Oh, Salsa. You're such a cad.

But the good times might be at end for the torture chamber is, all of a sudden, filled with heavenly light. A righteous spirit has challenged our spunky little demon for a combat.

Eager to participate, Salsa picks up the dagger that he had recently carved out of a femur. The angel raises his fiery sword and prepares for the fight.

The two opposites look at each other, studying their opponents movement. Neither was willing to take the first move.

“Excuse me?” asks the doomed soul. “If you're done torturing me, could I be excused? Also, may I get my femur back?”

Remembering his victim, Salsa grabs around his shoulders, digging his claws into his flesh. Not giving the soul a chance to react, Salsa flings him towards the Angel, who proceeds to cleave him in twain. This distraction leaves the angel open for an attack which the Demon decides to take a full advantage of.

Leaping towards him, Salsa thrusts his bone dagger forward, barely giving the Angel a chance to dodge. Salsa still manages to clip his wing.

“You're not flying away from me now.” Mocks the demon as he prepares for another assault. Agitated by this attack the angel grabs both arms around the sword and swings it just in time to chop the dagger wielding arm off Salsa.

The blow is enough to drop the demon on the floor. Looking at his bloodied stump, Salsa screams with rage and attempts to raise himself from the ground but his torso is penetrated by the flaming blade.

The holy flames burns his insides, slowly melting his organs away. Struggling to stand up, the demon looks at his victor, peering through the blinding light that emanates from him. “I feel like you've killed me before” He states. “Perhaps in a different life?”

“Could be.” the angel replies. “I have very few memories from my life.”

Salsa vision blurs and turns black as he feels his own eyes burn away. Falling back to his knees, his scales starts to shed as his skin boils away. His bones shatter to dust when they hit the ground, turning into mist.

Salsa the Demon is no more.

Two things that I mention. The fiery sword comment is suppose to tell you that I am a Heavenly agent of Destruction. Secondly the “I feel like you've killed me before” comment is a reference of a past game where I spearheaded a campaign to have him lynched.

Also,


Then again, everything arouses me.

Okay I am accepting votes now! voting ends sunday.

I don't know if I stand a chance of winning, being such a late entry.

And Salsa, consider your death a preemptive strike against your upcoming narration. :P

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ParkerFarker
well you are now.

But…

.>

….


Fine. I'm running with the Heaven or Hell concept. The rules can be found here.

oh damn, now I have more competition. I was joking goddammit! I didn't actually want you to run!

and I voted for him.

waff
and I voted for him.

damn you waff, if I win, you'll have the lamest death ever.

ParkerFarker
oh damn, now I have more competition. I was joking goddammit! I didn't actually want you to run!

:Þ

ParkerFarker

waff
and I voted for him.

damn you waff, if I win, you'll have the lamest death ever.

…nuts I'll vote for you next time.

Sneaky!

Niccea
I drew a car it is not on display…

See? Right Here

Waff was walking down the street, whistling the Barnie theme (cause he loves that show), when, suddently, his one visible eye sees a can of beans. His stomach rumblin and eyes glued firmly on the prize, he steps off the curb into an oncoming bus. A crowd gathers to look at the mysterious flat hobo “Damn, he should've voted for Parker” says the girl with the unknown-species ears, “idiot…”

ParkerFarker

waff
and I voted for him.

damn you waff, if I win, you'll have the lamest death ever.

I drew an island car made of bamboo with coconut wheels and a pinapple steering wheel (for my island theme) and my stupid printer won't scan it right! Oh well I just didn't want to be the only one without a clue to what ochi's emotion would be my car….sniff

P.S. ParkerFarker you dimwit baboon! You just added to the competition!

GarBonzo Bean
P.S. ParkerFarker you dimwit baboon! You just added to the competition!

Indeed. He seemed quite adamant that I joined the fight.

I recall something about D_dude promising to vote for my concept. Maybe we should let him know that I decided to enter. >:)

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Then again, everything arouses me.

Good to know PP.

ParkerFarker
and here it is:

That car's so nice it makes me downright…
murderous!