To put it simply, it's an old-school text RPG, only you get pictures. If you do something wrong, I'll correct you.

You wake up on a Deserted Island. There is nothing special around you, and all you see is a lot of water.


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you look to the east…

You are looking east!


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you hear something…

(and if your looking east, and the sun's not in your eyes… which if it was you wouldnt be staring so blankly, then its in the west and would be behind you… sorry, just a little detail thing…)

nerdsareinvading
you hear something…

Sorry, I am not familiar with the command “hear something”!

look at the origin of the noise!!!

nerdsareinvading
look at the origin of the noise!!!

(Let me just clarify here for a second, you don't tell him what he hears, you tell him what to do. Like “listen for a noise.” maybe he hears one? Or “Look around.” maybe he seems something?

Anyway, I'll let it slide this time, but just think of me as a computer.)

You hear a noise and turn to investigate.


You notice a huge freakin' building to your right.


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enter building

The door is locked.

However, you notice a window higher up on the building.

You also hear a loud thud as a coconut falls off the coconut tree.


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Check if building is climbable.

pick up coconut

Dance(first command I always try)

You try to scramble up the wall, but realize it is a wall, and cannot be scrambled up. If only you were a spider, or had suction cups for hands–that'd be amazing!

Using your earlier instincts, you decide to go and pick up the coconut.

Then you dance with it.


And I'll pause it here for now. Tomorrow when I get back from school I'll work more on it. Feel free to continue to post your suggestions, and when I come back this, I'll make more (if they're already here, then I won't have to wait for any more!).

>Cut the coconut in half and use the halves as suction cups.

Throw Coconut half at window.

Tell the coconut that you love it.

Examine the door.

save coconut


pick up sand and throw at window…

Use coconut to bash in door

Use splash!

Luckily in college you studied spherical tectonics, so you know the exact spot on whic to press a coconut to split it in half. Its liquidy insides come pouring out.

You decide that now is not the time for idol sit-around-ing, and you are imbued with the brilliant idea to use the two coconut halves as suction cups. Your plan fails as your realize coconuts hold no real pressure seal at all… especially on porous, concrete walls.

Studying your failed plan at trying to be a lame rip-off of Spiderman, you examine the situation further. What you have: two coconut halves. What you see: a window. The data's conclusion is undeniable.

You decide to bust the window open with a coconut half. However, firstly, you must give it your blessing, and tell it you love it, seeing as how inanimate objects care about that sort of thing.

You reel back, aim, and hurl your greatest hurl you've ever hurled before! Soaring through the air goes the coconut half.









You confess to the other coconut half that you wish you hadn't told the first coconut half you loved it.

Check other side of building

nventory.

Oh, by the way:

'Idol' = an image or other material object representing a deity to which religious worship is addressed.

'Idle' = not working or active; unemployed; doing nothing: idle workers.

BIBLIOGRAPHY

“Idol.” Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1). Random House, Inc. 30 Aug. 2007. .

“Idle.” Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1). Random House, Inc. 30 Aug. 2007. .

kitty17
Check other side of building

After a failed try at breaking a window, you decide to pursue your other options. You examine the far east side of the island and find a small grate in the bottom of the fortification, allowing water and possibly runoff waste to be released from the tower. It is barred.


*PAUSE*

Inventory:

HEALTH:
||||||||||———-
PLUCK:
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SASS:
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GUILE:
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LUCK:
|——————-
SMARTS:
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Cell Phone
Ear Infection
(1/2) Coconut
Rock
Sand

Examine Grate

This is one great grate!

Lawlz

Use cellphone

You pull your cell phone out (and wonder where on your person you have been keeping it) and attempt to dial 9-1-1. Of course, after you do so you realize you have a really shitty cell phone, and no reception.

Download the v1.3 patch, which introduces a Strength/Brawn stat.

After the patch has been downloaded:

OPEN GRATE.

After downloading v.1.3 patch, you have gained the following new abilities:

Brawn:
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However, you are far too weak to break any steel bars!
You do, however, smell like sewage now.