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Denny's 6 pound burger... would you dare try to eat it within 3 hours?
Lonnehart at 2:57AM, May 19, 2007
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Just found this again on Snopes (a site about urban legends). I remember the offer being made a long while back, though. So far only one person has managed to do it. Would any of you even think of topping her time of 2 hours and 54 minutes?

I can imagine what my body would do if I tried it…

Brain: “Yeah! Go for it man!”
Heart: “Just try it! One bite out of that thing, and I'm just gonna quit!”

Correction on the title: The Denny's mentioned is a beer pub, not the national chain of food restaurants we all know of. :)
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Terminal at 5:46AM, May 19, 2007
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Think that's bad? Here's this.

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Alexis at 7:43AM, May 19, 2007
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Ugh. I know contests like this exist, but it seems like such a terrible idea. I wouldn't try. Also, aren't the rules of these things usually that if you finish it it's free, but if you don't it costs you, like, $50+?
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dueeast at 8:35AM, May 19, 2007
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The rules vary from place to place, but yes, generally, if you finish, it's free and you might win some cash or free food for a month. Otherwise, whatever it costs, if you don't finish, you pay for it, yes.

I just can't imagine myself entering one of these contests. I mean, sometimes the food looks delicious but the grease factor alone would make me sick. :dizzy:
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Custard Trout at 2:04PM, May 19, 2007
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Hell yes I'd try it. The greasier the better in my opinion.


2 hours and 54 minutes? I'd do it in half an hour, a full hour at the most.
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Ozoneocean at 2:20PM, May 19, 2007
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It's funny how a couple of tiny little skinny people have the world eating championships…
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silentkitty at 2:35PM, May 19, 2007
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Haha, no way. lol! I can hardly finish a regular sized hamburger.
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Custard Trout at 2:36PM, May 19, 2007
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I've entered a few eating contests, I won of course. I could eat a whole cow. Alive. And have room for pudding afterwards.
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Cthulhu at 3:08PM, May 19, 2007
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Once I entered in a contest that you had to eat a 5-pound burger, and a 2-pound side of fries. I didn't eat three days before it, and I actually ate all of it. Still got my picture on the wall for that.
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maritalbliss at 4:15PM, May 19, 2007
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I used to wait tables in college at this place called Judge Beans and we had a five pound burger—lots of people you'd never expect could eat The Big Texan (as it was called.) Then again, I did see several families order it and eat it like a pizza.

Always reminds me of The Great Outdoors and the 'Ole 96er.
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hat at 5:29PM, May 19, 2007
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http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/
Check out that site ^^
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Lonnehart at 11:18PM, May 19, 2007
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It's funny how a couple of tiny little skinny people have the world eating championships…

When you think about it, it's better to be skinny when going into an eating contest. Having a lot of fat will actually keep your stomach from expanding enough to take in all that food…

And don't really skinny people have very high metabolisms? (Shaggy from the Scooby Doo cartoons, anyone?)
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Dadia at 7:47AM, May 20, 2007
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It's funny how a couple of tiny little skinny people have the world eating championships…

It's like the world eating champion from Japan.
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marine at 8:02AM, May 20, 2007
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WHERE THE FUCK DOES ALL THAT FOOD GO?
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silent_but_eggy at 8:21AM, May 20, 2007
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you gotta use the diet coke. i've gone buffet hopping with some polynesian guys and man they swear by it. it's supposed to dissolve the food in your belly a bit, but dont drink too much or it takes up room.
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Ozoneocean at 8:30AM, May 20, 2007
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you gotta use the diet coke. i've gone buffet hopping with some polynesian guys and man they swear by it. it's supposed to dissolve the food in your belly a bit, but dont drink too much or it takes up room.
I don't know how good it is at dissolving food, but the artificial sweetener in it is much better than sugar at dissolving your teeth. ;)
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Custard Trout at 1:29PM, May 20, 2007
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When you think about it, it's better to be skinny when going into an eating contest. Having a lot of fat will actually keep your stomach from expanding enough to take in all that food…

And don't really skinny people have very high metabolisms? (Shaggy from the Scooby Doo cartoons, anyone?)

I'm pretty good proof against those arguments, skinny people are inferior eaters.
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MagickLorelai at 5:53PM, May 20, 2007
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Actually, It's better to be skinny. The weight DOES keep your stomach from expanding properly. The problem is, you need to have a wicked high metabolism, or else be used to expanding your stomach beyond its normal limits. But, it's easier for a skinny person who has trained to get their stomach looser.

Now, that said, big people have more experience telling their stomach to stop complaining, or even ignoring the amount of food they've eaten. That is, Big folks who don't have a genetic reason for being pudgy.

I once ate a 3 pound burger, with fries and a small fruit salad. This was for my 21st birthday, and at the end, I had a lot of family and friends staring at me while I was getting the last few bites down.

…I really don't recommend eating those huge meals if you're inexperienced in overeating, or you'll puke like the guy in Supersize me after eating a quarterpounder with cheese.
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Disgruntledrm at 7:25PM, May 21, 2007
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I'm thinking I would fast for a few days before trying it. And afterwards exercise my bum off.
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LowResAtari at 8:34PM, May 21, 2007
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The Hamdog is worse.
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carly_mizzou at 12:31PM, May 25, 2007
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In St. Louis I went to go eat “the pointersaurus” at Pointer's Pizza. It's a 42 inch 8 pound pizza and if you and one other person can eat it in under two hours you get $500. My partner chickened out when they told us we had to get 3 meat toppings. Ah well I KNOW i coulda done it!
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Cthulhu at 12:44PM, May 25, 2007
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My partner chickened out when they told us we had to get 3 meat toppings.

What a wuss.
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drgngrl at 5:17PM, June 13, 2007
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ah man ive seen that 6 pound burger, if i starved myself for a day i could prob finish it, but would prob throw it up too:D yeh tmi…. tht little oriental dude was somethin thou… he finished it in less than 3 hours! and hes smaller than 150!
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Cthulhu at 5:57PM, June 13, 2007
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The Hamdog is worse.

Take the onion out, and I'd eat it. But then eat nothing but salad, and other healthy food for the next week.
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D0m at 6:20AM, June 17, 2007
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The thought of having the one six pound burger is nauseating… maybe if they seperated it?

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monsterfriend at 7:20PM, June 24, 2007
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idk about burgers but i ate a plate of pancakes the sizes of tires in 3 hours and 20 minutes altho i couldn't move for 2 days
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vgman at 10:25PM, June 24, 2007
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id do it as a matter of a fact i just ate like 5 qtr pounders in a single show (30 mins) and was even distracted by the show sure thats only like 1 and 1/4 of a pound but i still wanted more (would have eatin more to if my mom said i didnt have to save any for my sister who wouldnt be home for the next hour any way) im also one of thughs people who think that chugging a gallon of milk in 1 hour isnt hard (being as i usualy take out about 1/3 of the gallon in one sitting any way)
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