seems that my skin is way too soft. often when I stratch myself or something, a part of my skin breaks and it bleeds a little bit.

it's an annoyance. so does anybody else have simlar problems and how do they deal with it?

Yes. My muscles are way too big. I am constantly ripping my shirts. What a bother.

Not to mention I have way too much money. I just flush it down the toilet to get rid of it.

:P

.: SpANG! :.

Fear the weirdness!

1) 90 degrees of the top segment of fingers.

2) Indentation/grooving in the middle of the fingers.

3) Crazy thumb.


I can crack 45 the bones parts of my body (including fingers, toes, spine and neck), but you didn't need to know that.

I got a weird like quirk with my eyes. I can't only close my left eye.
Obviously I can close both eyes, I can close my right eye with the left open. But as hard as I try, I can't close my left eye without closing the right one too.

Hey! Mr Ugly hands! Why haven't you posted in the DD people picture thread, or even the Gurning thread where you can compete with how ugly you can look?

I'm so camera shy. I might join in the gurning thing. I can do a cool thing with my lips.

Not that thing you pervert.

Aurora Moon
it's an annoyance. so does anybody else have simlar problems and how do they deal with it?

I would suggest that you go to the beach more often, (if you can).
The sun and the sea water should toughen you up a bit!
Then send us all bikini pics :-D
Anyway, lots of working in the garden could help the same way…

SpANG, it sounds to me like you need to wear lycra superhero outfits. And give me all the excess cash, no use blocking up the toilet with it!

What thing Aqua? Haha! Compete, you may just win!

ozoneocean

Aurora Moon
it's an annoyance. so does anybody else have simlar problems and how do they deal with it?

I would suggest that you go to the beach more often, (if you can).
The sun and the sea water should toughen you up a bit!
Then send us all bikini pics :-D
Anyway, lots of working in the garden could help the same way…

SpANG, it sounds to me like you need to wear lycra superhero outfits. And give me all the excess cash, no use blocking up the toilet with it!

What thing Aqua? Haha! Compete, you may just win!

uggh. no thanks. I get sunburn way too easly, and it'd damage my skin!

plus… I actually like the fact that my skin is super pale as hell. it just has this certain astethic thing for me, you know? the more whiter it is, the more beautiful my skin is. it just goes with me being a goth.

hehe suckers! I'm as tan as they come.

I have stupidly sensitive skin. Mines pale like Aurora's because not only am I allergic to sun cream but I burn instantly when I go out in the sun. Also I get heat rash, I'm allergic to most make up, lotion, shower gel anything you put on your skin.
An Aurora i agree pale skin is the best kind.

Don't you start that too. I was teased all the way through secondary school.

here are your choices:

a. Illegaly buy greek blood off the black market and insert it into you. Greeks are known for tanning really fast. I should know, i turn into a mexican over the summer, course by mid year im pail as my wall again.

b. Take martial arts. Getting pounded on builds calluses, that makes it like impossible for your skin to be cut, not a joke.

you may wanna stop keeping your nails razor sharp all the time, sure its lady-deathstrike cool, but hey, your skin aint adamantium yet. :-D

I do a martial art and my skin isnt that tough. I bruise but it's getting less and now I don't care If I get cut.

the only thing i can contribute to you guys is that i get stretch marks on my upper biceps (i wish i was kidding - i'm not) oh and Aurora and Lilika - i do love pale women… especially if they got red hair :3

so… did i creep everybody out yet?

For future reference, creepy flirting will get this thread locked.

Ooooo, all these pale skinned females. Oooo, send me nude pics now. I want to date you all sweet sexy white, soft skinned goth vamp chicks. Mmmm, lovely, lovely! :D

Now live up to your promise and lock it Cham!
Lock lock lock :!:

*waits* if he doesn't i'll start singing :p

Jessix
*waits* if he doesn't i'll start singing :p

Good idea! Anything for lockage…

"Oh the sweet, sweet sexy Aurora and Lilika,
Come over and sit by me, you skin’s as pale as milk-a”


Oh you delightfully pale sylphs
Let’s get together and make porno GIFS

Come on, you know you want to
Come on, you know you must,
Come on and love me you sexy vampires
Come on, I’m a lover you can trust!

Oh white baby, baby, baby, babies,
We’ll have a snowy threesome
Oh baby, baby, baby, babies,
Soon, soon you’ll be giving me some.”

Hahahahahahaha! :P
I worked damn hard to get this locked.

I was eating while reading this and nearly choked laughing.

:lol:
You just want another verse don't you?
OMG It’s working! I am so seductive!
:-D

LOL! I just love a man with humor. :lol:

Ok, you asked for it…

“Oh, oh-oh a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-Auroa, I want you more and more-a!
Lill-Lill-Llilli-Lilly-Lill-La-Lo-La-Lew-Li Lilika skin soft as silk-a!

What are you doing so far away from me?
Come here, lose your clothes and let’s get free.
Are you white all over, I want to see!
Get nude, get nude, get naked, sit on my knee.
Wha-wa-wher-whi-whoa-White skinned mystery!
You, you, and me, That’s how it was meant to be!”

Vamp me, yeah vamp me up.
I said now vamp me! Vamp me all over.
Vamp me soon don’t make it never,
Vamp me tonight, vamp me forever.”

Jebus, this is hard work, but I might have a top ten hit on my hands. Either that, or two lovely ladies ^^

Where is Cham…

For some reason, the skin near my finger nails is popular for warts. I also get these suspicious cuts in those places as well. Though they only take a couple weeks to go away, it's still somewhat disturbing.

8bitbluemage
For some reason, the skin near my finger nails is popular for warts. I also get these suspicious cuts in those places as well. Though they only take a couple weeks to go away, it's still somewhat disturbing.

stop fiddling the frogs

It was a national holiday yesterday.