Okay, Bluebot. I've seen your li'l siggy. It's on. It's on like Donkey Kong.

REGISTRATION:

Simple. All you do is post here, saying which side you want to be on. Now, to be fair, anyone who hates me must be reminded that being on Blue's side will be going against me, and have a chance to beat me in a rousing game o' Forum RPG.

RULES:

This is a War, not a Flame-War. That being said, let's try and not get too nasty, okay?

1. No God-Moding. All Avatars are equal.
2. No one-shot kills. None of that “Slices up (name) into a million pieces and then aims for (other person), shoots at that person” crap.. You know who you are! It just takes the fun out of an game like this. Give other people an chance to really play, will you?
3. Respect other people and play nicely however you can. There ARE people behind those avatars… So, no offensive name-calling.
4. Only two sides. Blue, and Cthulhu. D:<



Ahhh, yes. Forum Games needed a kick in da butt, and a good ol' War should do it. Just remember that this is meant to be light-hearted, not a Flame-War. A farce, if you will. Registration will begin now, and this post will be editted to have your characters in it.

I'd Say that i'd join cthulhu.

I was going to join cthulhu
but that wouldn't be much of a war so I shall join Bluebot!

HAVE AT THEE Cthulhu! *starts to Throw a pllayer piano at cthulhu, peace by peace. starting with the middle c key.*
Nun shall withstand my musical balistics!

i join Cthulu

*defends Cthulu by deflecting piano pieces with a blue ukulele*

CURSE YOU CTHULU and your trained sheild baring monkey!

(WHats a ukuele anyway?)

*rips out a piano string (one of the a# strings) and Wips Spiritmonkeys face with it.*

May your ears and tail fall off and never be sown back on!

*Defends self with ukulele (which is like a mini guitar from hawaii) throws ukulele at westy which then explodes*
AHA!
*hides gibbering in a tree*

I'd love to join the side of cthulhu (because anyone who's going to make a rawking Silent Bob their avatar just downright demands respect), things are quickly becoming one-sided, so…it'll have to be the Blue side! I dibs Caboose! *if you don't get that, get back to school*

*rigs up dynamite around the tree*

I'll get yew, yew wascally monkey!

*pushes detonator*

*dynamite fails to go off*

SympleSymon: What the-?

*spiritmonkey gibbers and hold up wire clippers*

Glad to have a comrad in this war, westy creates a crue catapult out of the Ukelele and the remains of the Piano, Loads some of symons dynamite into it and lights the short fuse with his fur. (still burning from monkeys last atack.)
“PULL”
westy launches the lit dynomite at the tree.

(((Are we allowed to play other user's characters? I'm still new to DD RPGs, so maybe…? Monkey confused me, lol)))

Symon stomps his foot at the sight of the monkey with the clippers, hands westy the leftover dynamite for their catapult as he rummages through his pockets.

“Ah-ha!” he exclaims happily as he pulls out…

A supermagnet! Which he points towards the monkey, wrenching the clippers from its hands…he then switches the polarity, clonking the monkey in the tree with the handles of the wire clippers *THWONK!*

“PULL!”

He turns to see Westy fire the catapult of piano, dynamite and fur towards the dazed monkey. “Chucks Away!” he calls, giggling maliciously.

Spiritmonkey whips out a rake and indulges in a quick bit of gardening before nimbly darting out of the way of the flaming projectile.
He then leaps at westy and symon and scratches them with his mighty monkey claws!

Symon whips out a power-sander and grinds down the monkey's claws in a second.

“Awwh…does 'oo want a manicure and wax, too, little girly-monkey?”

Sure I'll Join Cthuligplu.

I'll join…

HAHA I'M NOT TELLING YOU!!

I shall be double agent, secretly working for one side as well as the other but actually only working for ONE side!

HAHAH AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE

ok cthulu…you want a war…ill give you one *charges at monkey with my shiny claw things and slashes his arm off and runss off* hahaha

bluebot092
*charges at monkey with my shiny claw things and slashes his arm off and runss off*

Sorry, but that's God-Modding. You can't just run up to someone, cut their arm off, then run away. You can fight them, and you'll have the advantage, seeing as your the leader of your side, but you can't do something like that right away.

*Hides behind the rules and sticks tongue out at bluebot*

*fires at the moneky with my spike missle and it scratches his stomach bad but it doesnt kill him* hehehehe *sends missle back to hand*


oh and also for futher notice im a fox but im in a robotic echinda suit so if you destroy my suit i eject and it has a 2 day auto repair so if you can kill me in 2 days after it is destroied ill be dead for good but it takes 14 days to destroy the suit

I'm just going to side with Cthulhu. I prefer life over death.

*shoots super strong ultimate laser of death at blue bot shortening that time span to half an hour*

There. Now things are fair.

Oh yeah!

*puts on Crytek NanoSuit*
*cloak*

um puff me and cthulu made a truce so the game is done

bluebot092
um puff me and cthulu made a truce so the game is done

um no i ignord that pq u gav me lol

war stil gong on

well i surender or whatever but dont tell ppl lies like“he was so weak” or anything like that ok this war is dumb.

*wincing throught the pain of his mildly scratched stomach, spiritmonkey throws rocks at bluebot for spoiling his fun*

…………. ok thats it *shotos a flame spike at monkey and hits hit eye* MUAHAHAHAHA

*laughs at bluebot's miss*