Zeph
Why must we fight wars against fishies?

War nuthin'! I was fishing!
Oh wait that was supposed to be a question.

Why must it be so shiny?

It isn't just you. It is the entire human race. They are trying evolve past us and become our overlords.

Because of your hat. You wore your normal one only it had fishing lures attached to it.

Do you want the earth to be flooded? I didn't think so.

Your tuna jumped out of the can and went on to battle.

Because. Rednecks and fish are attracted to shiny objects.

Niccea
Because. Rednecks and fish are attracted to shiny objects.

Well, after Monday I really am a redneck. I got burned a little, but not too bad because I did wear my hat (sans lures though). My arms, however, were cooked. They seriously looked like cooked lobsters.

Question:

IfIamtheverymodelofamodernMajorGeneral,howcomeIdon'tknowformulatheoreticalandemprical?

How does a green monkey fly?

Why does everyone look cooler with zephs avatars?

Would you believe me if i said i was actually humorman?

What is the speed of darkness?

Who drew that awesome avi of yours and do you like it?

What is the mathematical formula for green?
Did you steel my glasses, and if not: who did?
Do you dream in color?
What is your worst nightmare?
What color would you associate with the letter Q?
Will I ever find true happiness? And if not, will I ever find the perfect cherry pie?
Have you ever read a good, non internet, non marvel/DC, Non mainstream comic?
Will you marry me?
Why not?
Please?

How can you say no to that box shaped head?

Is there a program to automatically answer questions how you would?
If so do you now wish you had it?
Do all these questions frazzle your brain?
If i was to answer Kroatz's question with Q for Queer pink would i offend anyone/ would anyone suspect that i have dabbled in the acts of homosexuality?
Why am i temporarily blind when I walk into a dark room when its really sunny outside?
Will you marry Kroatz?
Are you and your fiancee married yet?
Is he Kroatz?
Does telling people to ask you questions now seem like a bad idea?

Salsa's Question
Because. Major Generals don't do Chemistry.

1337's Question
With wings of course.

Same's Questions
Because he has a badass drawing style.
No.
Darkness has no speed. It comes and goes in an instant.

TFGM's Question
I forgot who…I think it was TheSwimmingPinkHippo. It is ok, but everyone makes fun of my lack of nose.

Kroatz's Questions
B + Y = G. Whereas B=Blue, Y=Yellow, and G=Green.
Nope. And I don't know.
Sometimes. But my dreams are more like impressions that tangible events.
I don't have nightmares.
Magenta
You may yet find both Young Kroatz.
…I don't know if it isn't Non Mainstream…Meridian
No.
I have a fiance.
Nope.

Zeph's Question
Cause I said yes to a oval shaped head.

Same's Question
I wish.
See above.
Not really.
I don't know. I use the definition “odd” for queer just to be countercultural.

Your eyes are adjusting to the change of lighting. A different part of your eye works in the sun than in the dark. That is why Zeph wears an eye patch. It would help him see in the dark.

No.
No. Have a date almost set.
No.
Not really. I'm having fun.

What resolution is vision?

Doesn't have resolution. Resolution refers to pixels.

How many pixels is cyborg vision then?

No such thing as an eye like that at this time.

Ok. Why does John McClane die so hard?

McClain doesn't die hard. His enemies do.

What is the definition of die hard?

It is either hard for the character to die, or the bad guys die hard.

Why is the fromonkies invading again?

I got zombies on teh brain, I'm addicted to urbandead! The site itself is limmiting me to 160 visits a day! I need help, what should I do? Save me!

Also, how long will it take for me to find love?

(Funny thing, Mythbusters proved that eyepatch thing true. Good episode…)

Have you seen mythbusters?

Is Zeph a good rolemodel?

Have I doomed Mett's brain?

Why do I never get any better at drawing?

Is it okay to be envious of those who have better art skills?

Would cutting off their hands and switching them with my hands give me their artistic abilities?

They are after your sexy eye-patch.

I recomend taking a breather. I've gotten addicted to sites before too. That problem was solved when my computer crashed (and when I started living with my fiance). Just find another thing away from a screen to occupy our time.

Love isn't something you find. It finds you. Personally, I barely liked my fiance when I met him. zthen I got to know him.

Many many times. I was watching the duct tape episode for the fifth time when my fiance turned it off to watch the World Cup.

I don't know. I haven't seen him model.

Quite possibly, but I think I might have corrupted a piece too.

Plateau affect. I haven't gotten better after so many years either. (I'm markedly better than when I first started, but not as good as I would wish.)

Yes. Yes it is.

No. It only works if you make a deal with the Robot Devil.

(I'm still working on improving. I've felt leveled out for a while, but I'm starting my college art courses this semester, so hopefully I'll start chiseling myself some stairs soon.)

Do you think the others like their doodle versions?

If me, PP, Same, Humorman, George Bush, the last plate of your favorite cookies that Rokulily baked, and rokulily were about to plummet to our doom and you could only save one of us, who would you?

(I gave up on getting significantly better at drawing and went onto improving my coloring)

If the outbreak of “Zephatars” are any indication…then yes.

Once again. Diet. DIE COOKIES! PP can still save his own hide with his super GM powers. I don't care too much for humorman. The FBI will take care of Bush. That leaves it to you, same, and rokulily…who has more money?

I just doodled them out of boredom…
Least I make sexies I'm told.

Will the world of warcraft ever end? Or do we have to invade it with tazers.

I ignore the existence of such a world. But it wouldn't help to be prepared for invasion.