Why have you dissapeared from the mafia thread?

I have not. I'm merely lurking. I have read every word typed, I just didn't have anything to add.

…do you have the makemeold advertisement creeping you out beneath the newsposts?

'cause it's pretty damn weird.

I have wonderfuls thing called an adblocker and a javablocker. Drunkduck is pristine and untouched by ads on my browser. There is just a big grey square.

Why?

BECAUSE!

How?
What?
When?
Where?
Why?
Who?
Really?
Say what?
Huh?
Eh?
Legasp?
I can pretty much turn everything into a question as long as I put a ? at the end of it?

?

No you can't. It needs a question word at the beginning.

Is this a question?

Yes.

Will I die this Mafia game?

Will I win the next GM Election?

Are you going to participate in the B.U.G. project?

Why has my cordless mouse gone buggy?

Have you ever visited the tomb the great Pharoh Namer's hamster Putenaramen?

Why is your going buggy.

Do you perform regular backups on your hard drive?

Why no love for freeware, such as GIMP?

If you meet me in real life would you run away in terror, slap me for some of my more perverted narrations and then storm off, or sit have a chat and swap tales of what we did when we were little kids?

Did you know that GIMP 2.8 is supposed to be using a layout closer to that of Photoshop?

Will you answer all these questions alphabetically, after they have been translated into Sanskrit?

Do you prefer men who wear Kilts or skirts?

How has being a mod changed your life?

Niccea
Ask me a question.

How come most people here can't follow the first rule?

Why did Wordweaver_three ask that question, when it's quite clear that most of the people are following the first rule?

Product Placement
Why did Wordweaver_three ask that question, when it's quite clear that most of the people are following the first rule?

I thought that the first rule was that we don't talk about fight club?

…oh damn! >.<

Why does PP make a good point?

Salsa's Questions
Quite possibly. But it won't be easy.

No. I will.

Maybe…depends on time. I got a lot of damn school work.

Because it is infested with fleas.

Why yes. It is hamsterific.

Why is my what going buggy?

No. I just don't keep anything worth saving on my computer.

Cause GIMP doesn't hold a candle to photoshop in user friendliness. (And I was trained in photoshop during high school. Took a couple of classes based on it.)

I would wonder how you found me. Then I would accuse you of being a stalker.

It isn't the layout that bugs me. It is the usability.

No. I go chronologically.

Neither. Though a kilt is more socially acceptable.

Ozone's Question
It hasn't really. But it really made my day last week.

Wordweaver_three's Question
Because they are a bunch of jabber jaws…or they hate me.

PP's Question
It is a matter of number agreement. Everybody keeps asking my multiple questions at once rather than one.

Ozone's Question
What is this about a fight club?

Zeph's Question
He doesn't. You just have been allured by is semi-phenomenal nearly cosmic powers.

Why did you light that bus of nuns on fire, and send it veering at Ozone, who matrix dodged out of the way, throwing PP into the way, who dove over the bus, without being grazed, only to fall into a puddle, as the nun bus now on fire hit a small building full of fireworks ment for the 4th of July?

First off they weren't nuns. They were demons disguised as nuns. Demons that require human sacrifice. They were on their way to devour an orphanage. The only way to defeat these nuns is with fire. Now Ozone, was just a victim of circumstance. He made fun of my ears last week. So I was still a little pissed and sent the bus in his direction. Ozone of course learned Matrix Fu from Keanu Reeves. So he was easily able to get out of the way of the bus. In fact, the bus wouldn't hit him unless it was going 50 mph faster. He threw PP into the way of the bus because PP had laughed at his Cossack costume. PP, of course, used his super mod powers to dodge the bus. However, he miscalculated the landing and got wet. The fireworks? That was just a coincidence. But it looked pretty.

And that is how I saved American Independence Day from the evil forces of demon nuns, Iceland, and Australia.

How come I'm wet now?

See above answer, you clumsy, Independence Day ruining, bus jumper.

Why are PP's ninjas skills lacking?

He took an Icelandic correspondence course. The person who made the course was an Icelandic tourist who had merely seen ninjas in theme parks.

Can I have one of Roku's cookies?

Should I ask another bizzare scenerio question?

I have no authority to hand out roku's cookies.

And, actually, yes, that was pretty fun.

What would be the consequences of you becoming world leader?

What would be the consequences of me becoming world leader?

Does Artranese have lupus?

Which is the best kind of bunny?

Is it wrong to stare?

What would be the consequences of not having either you or Kroatz becoming world leader?

PP, Ochi, and a plate of your favorite cookies that are so tasty that they count as a narcotic for you are all hanging above a lava pit and will drop into it in thirty seconds. You are tied to a six foot thick steel mast with cords made out of high tensile carbon nano-tubes. At your disposal are a swiss army knife with no blades, a key-chain flashlight, and a duck-billed platypus. Around you are a variety of goons, thugs, and mooks armed to the teeth and all of them are alert enough to notice that you started salivating when I mentioned the cookies. All of them have their weapons trained on you and the slowest of them has a reaction time of 0.03 seconds. How do escape and who do you save?

If a nun took your job as a mod away from you would you punch it?