Don't worry, this is not a plug for Constable Megaman…

Post the worst plugs for the theoretical (not actual) worst comics here.

Example:

HI!!! I IS DOING A STICK FIGGER SPRITECOMICC CALLED “BEAUTY AND DA B00BZ!!!!!!”!!!! U R GONA REEEED IT!!!!! THEREZ B00BZ (DUH!!!) AND LOTSA SECKS!!!!!! AND ITZ A SPRITECOMICC LIKE 8 BIT FEETER ONLY B00BZ N STICC FIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!! IZ BETTR DAN 8 BTI FEETER T00!!!!!!!! UR GONA REED IT N LUV IT OR I GET MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hi there. I'd like you all to click the link below and please read my comic. Its a fun a tale with witty humour and fun around every bend. I enjoy your comments and I look forward to seeing what you will think of it.

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Its a sprite comic.

Screw SPRITEcomics, I have the most original idea in my comic ever…
A 7-UP COMIC!!!!!!!! read it or die

Hey come check out my comic. “World of Bestiality”. Over the past few pages we've had several complaints of ocular bleeding and a strange sensation of being stabbed in the nipple. We have since completely reformatted the comic and now ALSO OFFER rectal breeches and extreme burning sensations… we'll just let you find out where for yourselves ;-). So come on and check it out, so we can upload virus' into your system and get all of your credit information from PayPal. ^_^

Hi, I've done a new comic, it's completely original. It's a comic about titilating battles called Magenta AT. It's the most brilliant idea I've ever had, and nobody else has come up with it.

come to this new comic. It's a fun time thing. It will do this! It will give you cash. You will get your soul sucked from you, errrrr I mean… Yoink!

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Hi there. I'd like you all to click the link below and please read my comic. Its a fun a tale with witty humour and fun around every bend. I enjoy your comments and I look forward to seeing what you will think of it.

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Its a sprite comic.

You win at this game sir.

Read my comic, you will explore the dark side of a forgotten city that went from glory and luxury down into the inevitable tempting decadence of existence that represent our modern world.

*forgets to put the link and the title*

Feel free to read and comment on my comic. It is Super special awesome.

YOU YES YOU READ MY COMIC PLZ BEST COMIC IN DUCKDUNK IT HAS NO PAGES YET BUT YOU CAN PQ ME TO MY EMAIL BOX AND ADD IT TO YOUR FAVS BECAUSE ITS COOL YEAH I SAID IT MOM TOLD ME NOT TO BUT HELL MOM SHE SUCKS

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read my comic it's awesome.

Reed his comic! It has boob, moobs and noobs!!! i will delete all my pages if I don't get vote and set killer dogs on your family so yeah, read my awesome professional original Naruto rip off.

it's a comic, read it.

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EDIT: OOPZ DA LINK DOESN'T WORK OH WELLZ L0LZ!

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Read and comment on my comic today. It truly is a good comic with some hardcore action intense drama and major plot twists. I guarantee you will enjoy my comic. So click on my avatar and let the reading begin.

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(emo version) I understand if you don't want to read my comic. Sigh, nobody has to. My comic is crap and I should delete it. Hey somebody left a comment… why? what for? I don't want any 5's from you, you don't understand my comic, nobody does

i r making new comic on a .com.
it is sprite but do no no read it!1
it makes lol.
omg if u read it u r awsom
srlsy.

OMG READ MY COMIC OR ILL HAX U AND SEND U TROJANS


weird.

omg if u dont read m comik i swera im gonna cut myselv. rlly. if you don ill call teh cops on u + do suiside. and tell all m frinds. excpt i donn hav friends cuz they don red my comik.

(As a funny aside, it takes some deep concentration to write like that…)

My friend thought of this one

reed my comc cuz i so kol yeh and iv u dun reed il rob u


And yeah you really do have to think…

It's like dragonball Z but with sonic sprites! Again!

ZOMGZ!!!

ITS CHARBY THE VAMPIRATE,BUT WITH GLITTER AND PONIES AND MYSPACE DOT COM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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http://www.drunkduck.com/Craving_Control/

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