Okay, so I figured it might be somewhat helpful to have a character profiles page up to help people keep track of the characters in this comic. I'm not 100 percent sure that this is going to be a complete exhaustive list but for starters I'll begin with the two main characters…

Name: Angela Bean
Occupation: Escort
Street Rep: Friendly cannibal
Status: Currently resides in Victoria, Florida

Background: Angie may have been raised by backwoods cannibals, but she turned out relatively normal somehow, probably because she watched so much TV. She’s been a mainstay in most of my comics up to this point, always getting herself into sticky situations. Ick! Pun!

Name: Carmen Benavides (shortened, Anglicized)
Occupation: Escort, stripper
Street Rep: Nymphomaniac, blood-drinker, dolphin-fucker
Status: On parole. Currently resides in Victoria, Florida

Background: Carmen gives me a different name and background story every time I ask, so I’ve just stopped bothering. She’s Angie’s best friend, I guess that’s what matters. She appears to be the more well-adjusted of the two, but she also has a scary homicidal streak.

Gawd luv 'em. I do.

Who doesn't!

Name: Officer Otis and Officer Earl
Occupation: Police officers, Victoria PD
Street Rep: The short, atrophied, flippered arm of the law
Status: Currently patrolling the streets of Victoria, Florida

Background: These two are the kinds of cops who give other dirty cops a bad name. Otis and Earl don't bother with trial by jury, respecting civil rights, or for that matter even determining what law the suspect broke. They're two savages on a moral crusade to rid the world of evildoers… which pretty much translates to them raping and pillaging with abandon. All in the name of the law, of course! :)

Name: Sam White
Occupation: Mayor of Victoria, Florida
Street Rep: Crazy xenophobic hick
Status: Sadly, he's still the mayor

Background: Sam White is the megalomaniacal mayor of sunny Victoria, Florida. He’s corrupt, he’s sociopathic, he’s devoid of any redeeming human qualities. In other words, he’s the perfect politician. And his next big goal is to pull off a major building project, the construction of a massive wall all the way around the city of Victoria, a project that will put plenty of dough in the pockets of himself and his cronies and (hopefully) resuscitate his dwindling popularity with the unwashed masses. The only problem is, City Council won’t fund the project unless he can convince them there’s a good reason for it. So, he’s hatched a devious scheme, codenamed Project Nero, in which he plans to fund a terrorist attack against his own city to sway City Council his way. Crazy? Convoluted? Yes and also yes. That’s Sam for ya’.

Name: “Madame” Phyllis Poppycock
Occupation: Slavemaster
Street Rep: Murderous iron-fisted dictator
Status: Still at large

Background: Madame Poppycock is a sadistic slavemaster who rules over her Wonderland sex slave operation with an iron fist. She demands strict discipline from her chattel and failure to meet her standards can result in any of a number of diabolical ends, from being fed through a wood chipper to being eaten alive by man-eating sea lions. But when Carmen and Angie come under her charge, will they succumb to her iron grip or slip through her fingers?